Tales from the Black Pearl

Ana • she/her • 32 I'm a loser. Nice to meet you. Sometimes I write stuff: adventures-with-ana I also have a collection of OC's: anascharacters Top Image Credit • Icon Credit

[devinemist]

I hate when people ask me if im an introvert or an extrovert ..girl im a pervert😭😭😭😭😭

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[rosieofcorona]

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[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[girlballs-archive]

yknow i kind of forget sometimes that like. pregnancy is innately tied to sexual stuff. like "haha hey guess what. gets you pregnant" is actually kind of. a horny thing to say in fact.

[girlballs-archive]

LISTEN. it's really easy to forget that telling a tumblr mutual that you want to get them pregnant Actually Means cumming inside them. this is a common problem i'm sure

[girlballs-archive]

this captures it perfectly actually. i'm not busting inside i'm doing a fairy trick

[biglazebian]

[girlballs-archive]

hey. hey that's not what the post says.

[dragongirlbunny]

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[lemon-labia]

polyamory is awesome you can tell your girlfriend about your crush

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

polyamory is terrible, your girlfriend can tease you about your crush.

[stillnotmollified]

some of you weren’t around for the fan fiction dot net purge of 2002 (when they banned explicit content and mass-deleted thousands of fics) and the livejournal purge of 2007 (when they deleted hundreds of blogs, disproportionately targeting queer & kink content) and it shows

this kind of policing is why ao3 was created

remember, kids, the three laws of fandom are:

- don’t like; don’t read

- your kink is not my kink

- ship and let ship

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[castielscaplan]

Friendly Reminder: This is tumblr. Not TikTok. Not Twitter/X. Likes do absolutely nothing. If you want people to continue to post fics on here, REBLOG THEM.

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[8akesale]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[putting-swears-back-in-images]

There is so much fucking rage in my fucking heart when I see people censor the swears

I saw someone censor their own fucking fanfic description on AO3!!! "[The characters] f*ck." DO THEY??? DO THEY?!?!??! HOW CAN I TRUST YOU TO WRITE THE FUCKING WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN DARE USE THE WORD.

Your blog soothes my rage. You make right what has gone wrong.

God fucking bless you.

Honestly yeah tho. That’s why I fucking do this. There is a lot of complying in advance I am seeing that we do not need to be doing at all.

Do not lay belly up and die. Say fuck like your life depends on it.

[the-haiku-bot]

Do not lay belly

up and die. Say fuck like your

life depends on it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[politijohn]

Source

[crazedporcupine]

A reminder that a universal basic income actually drastically improves the lives of everyone involved

[detailedart]

This sky orb is not an edit, it’s the clearest picture of VENUS ! The Venus planet (infrared) looks like a chaotic dawn or sunset sky. Images: July 2024, Japanese Akatsuki space probe (for real, not from Naruto: Akatsuki means “DAWN”).

[thememedaddy]

[mywaysthehighway]

this could not hit harder if it tried