Because Why Not?

I'm jus in pain tryna laugh a little, also spoilers for like, anything and everything to ever cross this blog

[vophyer]

Renalla was married to Radagon, red of hair and consort of Marika.

Rellana went after Messmer, red of hair and son of Marika.

now, following this pattern, Ranni and Malenia are contractually obligated to sit on a tree and kiss.

[dragonqueenrhaenyra]

Rhaenyra really said "if you see me getting manipulated by a beautiful woman DO NOT SAVE ME I am exactly where I want to be"!!

[ormundshightower]

Olivia Cooke as Alicent Hightower House of the Dragon S03E07 "The Dragon in Winter"

[alicentcynic]

my beautiful princess with multiple disorders ❤️

[softlngdon]

[remirevv]

All you need to summon Alicent Hightower (no matter how far away) is an easy to reach dagger and a reason to be within a smooching distance of Rhaenyra Targaryen

[papirfecni]

rewatching now

[lobokraken]

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

[munnui]

Today might be my last day

[luceryspilled]

Casually introducing a concept

[ice-bear2]

Ah Yes Targeryans and their red heads:

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

[ladystoneshart]

she looked sooooo good this episode

[dedicatednotobsessed]

If I had a nickel for every time Alys used her witchy woo on Targaryen princes to have them fuck their mothers, I would have two nickels.

It’s not a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

[my-stuff-behold]

Granny Vhagar still bopping about the Riverlands having forgotten where she parked her Visenya.

[collegeboysam]

the one thing hotd got right is everyone wanting rhaenyra bad. daemon, mysaria and alicent all tweaking to be chosen by her is indeed biblically accurate rhaenyra targaryen. the realm's delight working her pussywhipping magic every sunday only on hbo yessir yessiiirrrrr

[modernmusess]

‘oh but in the books alicent and rhaneyras canon age gap is—‘

so? why does yaoi have a monopoly on toxic age gaps? also her husbuncle is like 90 we have bigger fish to fry here