May

🎭🎬doing recomendations and reviews for movies and series📽🎞 🌻multishipper and multifandom🌻 📚writting is pain, but we all are Just masochists ⚔️ 🏳️‍🌈Love is Love💕 💜💙🩷your local nerd bisexual🩷💙💜 I also am on ao3 as LadyMJ dont ask about it (English is not my first language)

[ice-bear2]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYBODY!!!

As a bisexual writter with too much free time i may or may not writte more gay incorrect quotes and maybe another one shot or full fanfic?

You never know.

Well i know

But you dont

[ice-bear2]

ITS HERE!!!

My first even fanficion, is about two sweet lesbians. Who would have guessed?

I use ao3 for atleast a year now, and im very exited. I dont exept much, but its Just exited to me!

Enjoy!

[ice-bear2]

Dabi:Birdie!? Why the fuck we Got a bill for 2 thousend dolars from "bird snacks"!?

Hawks:I could ask you the same thing! The bill from "hot topic" Just came!

[ice-bear2]

Draco: YOU!

Harry:me?

Draco:Yes! You have been in the house for 2 hours already, and you still didnt cuddle me!

Harry:w-what??

Draco:WHERE ARE MY CUDDLES HARRY?

Draco Got extra cuddles for a whole week after that.

[ice-bear2]

Bakugou: Hey! Get off the table! Im trying to cool here!

Izuku:make me.

Bakugou:(blushing a little) Oh, i'll make you...

Kaminari:Woah, woah, WOAH! Leave this sex-mating-flirting thing out of the kitchen!

Izuku(ignoring kaminari) : Ohh~? How would you make me?

Bakugou:Guess~.

Kaminari:Im leaving.

Bakugou and izuku:(ignoring kaminari completly and making out in the kitchen)

[ice-bear2]

Mina:GUYS! THEY MADE A VERSION OF OUR FINAL BATTLE FOR DEAF PEOPLE AND ITS SO COOL!!!

Everybody:looks at the tv. They all see the moment before bakugous death.

Kirishima:oh, shit. Turn it off!

Bakugou:Dont. We arent some pussies, who are afraid of the past.

Momo:....its nice they gave titles too.

Uraraka:exacly! Now we can learn what they were Talking about while fighting!

Bakugou on screen: I Gotta win, right izuku?

Bakugou irl:(blushing) TURN THAT OFF!

Izuku:K-KACCHAN!?(Crying)

Tsuu:Oh, god, its too much.

Bakugou:STOO CRYING!

Izuku:I-im so glad your aliveeee kacchannn!!!

Kirishima:that was so manly bro!

Bakugou:SHUT UP!

[ice-bear2]

Ron:Harry what the fuck are you doing?

Harry:watching malfoy.

Ron:its 3 am.

Harry;and?

Ron:is malfoy in bed?

Harry:....

Ron:is malfoy in bed, Harry?

Harry:Yes.

Ron:So he probably sleeps. There is no need to watch him sleep mate. Its kinda creepy acualy.

Harry;but he sleeps woth someone!

Ron:Who?

Harry: some, Trixie!? Who the fuck is trixie!?

Ron:I dont know, but I know thar your stalking is really creepy. Go to bed Harry.

Harry:but!

Ron:GO TO BED!

Harry:Mhp, Fine!

Draco at the same time: (sleeps with his childhood dragon plushie "trixie").

[ice-bear2]

Wilson: I need something to take care of. I need a plant or a pet.

Cameron:But you already have house.

Wilson:House isnt a pet or a plant!

Foreman:You need to feed him.

Chase;you need to look after him.

Cameron:you need to hydrate him.

Foreman: He will do stuff, he isnt supposed to do if you wont watch him.

Chase: He bites.

Cameron: He is sometimes barks.

Wilson:....

Wilson:OH MY GOD, HOUSE IS A PET.

House:You told me to leave the dirty talk in the bedroom!

[ice-bear2]

Jinshi: Will you Marry me?

Maomao: No.

Jinshi:But why???

Maomao: if I would be your wife, i would have to go to parties, and celebrations, and i wouldnt have time for my experiments!

Jinshi(muttering): I want you to stop experimenting On yourself.

Maomao:what?

Jinshi: Even if I give you (very rare herb name)

Maomao:Hmmm....still no.

Jinshi: even if I will give you (very rare poison)

Maomao:still no. But with that, I would kiss you.

Jinshi: We're dating!

Maomao:And I will kiss you for free. (Kisses him)

Jinshi:okey, fine. It would be dangerous to you too. With all the poisoning and assasins.

Maomao:Marry me.

Jinshi: what!?

Maomao:Marry me. NOW! The faster we Marry, the faster i will get poisoned!

[ice-bear2]

Derek:Im home!

Stiles:COOL! DONT COME TO THE KITCHEN!

Derek:Why? (Going to the kitchen)

Stiles:JUST DONT!

Derek:Too late...Oh.

Stiles:(standing in the middle of dirty kitchen, like everuthing dirty) I can explain!

Derek: you have one minut.

Stiles: So, I was Just trying this new recipe, but then i Got distracted with my new case, and then i remebered that I was in charge of making dinner, so I started that, but then i remebered that i still have to make this cream for cupcakes, and the cupcakes Got burned and I tried to saved them, but then dinner Got burned and I...im sorry. (Looks very stressed)

Derek:(sigh)come here.

Stiles:(gets closer)

Derek:(hugs him) your Lucky i love you.

Stiles(having his face in dereks arm) Ymphh....

Derek:You want to order chinese?

Stiles:Mhmmm....

[ice-bear2]

Steve: Hey, whats wrong?

Robin: my mind is a Total mess. On one side I want to be careful, because what if she isnt lesbian? She cant be with her sweaters and pure-look. But at the other side I want her to be lesbian. I wish she would be! I desire her, I want her, I love her!

Steve: okey, slower rob, who is it?

Robin:Nancy!

Nancy (standing at doors): What?

Steve:

Robin:

Nancy:

Steve: I will leave you alone.

[ice-bear2]

Au where maomao is in jinshis place: she is emperors daughter, that is acting like a simple worker. Emperor likes his concubines, so he sended the Best person who could protect them- the Master od poisons and mystery. Maomao. She was taught by Lakan, who is treating her like a student-child (they have a love-hate relationship).

Jnshi is a young rebel, son of one of the most important politician. But because of his rebelious nature he Got sended to the palace, so he could chill out, and emperor even agreed to give him one of his concubines, not the favorites, but all concubines are cute.

First night and Jinshi tries to get out. he meets maomao who was collecting herbs at night. He confuses her with concubine.

They start meeting at night, jinshi sees her at some parties, concubines are happy that a handsome man is around-evrything is good, until one of the concubines lies and tells everybody that jinshi raped her.

They take the argument to the emperor.

Jinshi explains himself and tells emperor:

"I dont want her! I dont even like her! You told me that I can take one of your concubines, and I already decided! I want maomao, and I will leave the palace!"

Everybody is quiet.

Emperor who was trying to finde a proper admirer for his daughter, and was hoping that would happen, smiled.

"You really want her, huh?"

"With all my heart your grace!"

"Good, very good. And you will Marry her, Yes?"

"Thats the only thing I want"

"Very well then, You will Marry my daughter. And leave the palace with her"

"Thank you your...wait, who!?"

And then maomao walks in.

"My daughter, maomao, looks like you found yourself a good partner huh?"

"What?" Jinshi and maomao yelled at the same time.

"Your gonna Marry me!?"

"Your emperors daughter!?"

[ice-bear2]

Shouto:Touya left his phone!

Natuso:He already left the home.

Shouto:(looks at phone) somebody is calling him.

Natuso:who?

Shouto: Some...Bird brain?

Natuso:Wow, touya has friends? Pick up.

Shouto:(picks up the phone)

Hero nr.2 Hawks:Hii love! Im running a little late, but I will be there to totaly fuck your brain out of you! I hope your ready, for our sex marathon! Argh, stupid Bird! The Last picure you sent Got me all heated up, and oh baby, its...

Shouto:(hangs up)

Natsuo:....

Shouto:.....

Natsuo:We will never talk about this again.

Shouto: Deal.

[ice-bear2]

Mirko: Kei, your phone is calling!

Hawks:(from kitchen)Pick it up, and tell them I have a day off!

Mirko: Hot stuff is calling!

Hawks:Wha...?WAIT!!

Mirko:Listen, he has a day off, so fuck off.

Dabi:Chill bunny.

Mirko:Wait, dabi!?

Hawks:Mirko, dont!

Dabi:Tell this Bird that im waiting at out hotel spot.

Mirko:What hotel spot!?

Hawks:(blushing).

Mirko:KEIGO, WHAT HOTEL SPOT!?

[ice-bear2]

Bakugou: you need to cut your hair.

Todoroki: I dont want to.

Bakugou; Dont be stubborn, its getting too messy.

Todoroki: I like it.

Bakugou: Your acting like a spoiled princess, y know?

Todoroki; (blushing)

Bakugou:What?

Todoroki;....you called me princess.

Bakugou:'sights' Oh my fucking God....

Todoroki: Do it again.

Bakugou:What? Call you a princess?

Todoroki:Yea.

Bakugou:you're Princess.

Todoroki:(smiles gently, while blushing)

Bakugou:Dammit.

Todoroki won this battle.

[ice-bear2]

Bakugou: Icy-hot!

Todoroki: Murder explosion king!

Bakugou:...what the fuck did you Just said?

Whole class 1A: (evacuation)

Todoroki: You always call me icy-hot, or half-n-half, so I figured I will also call you pet name, because friends do that?

Bakugou:HUH?! WE ARE NOT...

Todoroki: Of you dont like it I can make a new one. What about blondie?

Bakugou: ICY-HOT IM..

Todoroki: Your right, its too popular. Little explosion? Its cute!

Bakugou(blushing): H-haa...?

Todoroki: My Little explosion!

Bakugou:(does a big explosion)

...

It sticked.

[ice-bear2]

Todoroki: do you have sugar?

Bakugou:what? No, I hate...

Todoroki:Cause your so cute.

Bakugou:......

Bakugou: (explodes)