It was a relatively quiet day in the tranquil Konoha. No megalomaniac men attacking, no perverts trying to get the body of a certain Uchiha, no exciting missions. That was the problem.
There was absolutely nothing to do and Naruto Uzumaki was bored. Deadly bored and that was a dangerous ingredient to his normal state of mind. He had nothing to do, did not even have a job, none of his friends had time and had he already mentioned that he was bored, as if there was no tomorrow? No? Now you know it.
Anyway, the little blond chaot was sitting in one of the many meadows, staring at the clouds, as Shikamaru usually did, but of course he could not be found. If at least something happened and it was just someone’s outburst, it would be more interesting, but no. Of course, nothing happened. He had to play a trick on someone. Yes, that sounded like a plan.
He started to grin. Who should he take? He did not have many victims to choose from. Almost all of his friends were on the road, except for a few exceptions (he would not do that to Hinata, Choji had sent him a bag of chips lately, so he was also out). Then a sensei. Kurenai and Asuma were traveling together (he had seen the two at a food booth earlier and they looked in love and he did not want to mess this up, so neither would do), Ebisu and Kakashi were on the way, Tsunade-baa-chan would tear his head off, as well as Shizune. So they were out. The other Chu-nin and Jo-nin would not be so much fun. Iruka-sensei was with a class on a trip, then … who?
Then he opened a light. Gai-sensei! He never had him. Finally a challenge!
His previously happy face became serious. Now that he had the person, all that remained was to ask him how he should fool him? It had to be something cool, maybe spectacular, but of course Sensei Bushy Eyebrow could not be hurt! For that he respected him and Bushy Eyebrow Jr. too much to do that. He was not a monster. Well. In any case, he was not the monster himself, but only one lived in him. Ahh, semantics.
What should he do? Haircolor? No, too normal. He had once done that with Iruka-sensei. He had too dark hair, that did not work well and Gai had even darker than Iruka, so that fell out. Color the green training suits or cut in funny holes? No, because he has property damage and then he would have to give his hard earned money. No thanks not interested.
He would not touch the flat, the same dilemma. Traps in the entrance area? Well, they had to do that in the normal Shinobi life. So what?
He sat quietly for several minutes, thinking. Pondered what he could do before he got the perfect idea. He laughed out loud, ran to get all the ingredients he needed to make his plan perfect.
He would shave off Gai’s eyebrows.
Excited, Naruto saw Gai drinking his tea that night (and not realizing that Naruto secretly mixed in some sleeping powder) and then calmly went to sleep. He did force himself to not laugh out loud when he saw the dark-haired man starting to yawn, as if there was no tomorrow and then fell asleep immediately.
As a precaution, Naruto waited several minutes for the remedy to develop its full effect, for he did not want to face a sleepy Gai who took him for a burglar (which he was … upps), who considered him an enemy burglar and hurts him. No, not the most desirable result. So he waited.
Then finally he dared to put his plan into action. He laughed softly as he set to work with a razor.
When he had finished, he disappeared under the cover of the night.
The next morning dawned, as always, Mighty Gai was awakened by the first ray of the sun and sprang up full of energy. But unlike usual, he had balance problems for a moment and had to lean against the wall. He. On the wall. Despite the fire of youth! Although, everyone could have a not perfect morning.
So he ate breakfast (with fruits and oats and yogurt, only the healthy one keeps fit!) And when he went to the bathroom to comb his hair and brush his teeth, only then did he see what had happened ,
His…. His eyebrows … they were AWAY.
A piercing scream escaped his throat, which was heard throughout Konoha. When Naruto heard that, he grinned to himself, but continued his morning workout. He did not want to get in the way of Gai-sensei now …
One could say that Tsunade had seen quite a lot in the more than 30 years (how old exactly, would she take to her grave, she was forever 31) that she was alive. But she had not expected that a completely dissipated Gai would show up in her office and howled her ears full. Wait, were not they-?
“Where are your eyebrows?” She asked, frowning when she saw the familiar face, but immediately realized that something was absolutely wrong.
“They’re gone, Lady Tsunade, GONE! I no longer have eyebrows and can no longer work as a Shinobi and- ”
“What? Why can not you complete any missions ?! "she asked him impatiently, building herself to her full height, scowling.
He leaned over to her with tear-filled eyes and whispered in her ear. "They are the secret of my unimaginable power, I am as weak as a newborn kitten!” He wailed, and she looked at him confusedly.
“You’re not serious,” she demanded of him, and he looked at her sadly. “I’ll prove it to you,” then he tried to raise her desk, which was made of solid oak and was definitely heavy for a civilian, but not for any Shinobi. And he tried-
He tried. The sweat was on his forehead and it did not look healthy what he was doing, but the desk did not move an inch. When Tsunade saw this, she let herself fall into her chair, stunned. “Oh, Kami,” she murmured, burying her face in her hands.
“I know!” He howled, because he could not work, he could not even challenge his eternal rival to fight, nothing! “How long does it take for it to regrow?” He asked in a frightened voice.
She looked up at him seriously. “Four weeks.”
Once again, a loud, desperate cry echoed through Konoha. Naruto paused, wondering if that had something to do with him when he shrugged and thought, “What’s the point.”
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