Still in my Naruto brain rot era so here’s another AU I desperately need to see.
A podcast run by Naruto where his co-hosts are team 7 and other famous connections.
This is post war. It’s just them talking about their past and goofing off, but given how unhinged their lives were it’s just a series of crazy reveals
Yeah I kissed my girlfriend for the first time on the moon
Random stories of how Kakashi, their current Hokage, is lame. Sometimes he crashes those episodes too
A running joke about how many times Sasuke tried to kill them
The Konoha 12 talking about Gaara’s homocidal era and Lee joking that he gets an apology gift each year after Gaara almost ended his career
One episode where the Hyuuga cousins who look like they get along, let it slip that Neji tried to kill Hinata once. And Naruto regales everyone the tale of avenging Hinata’s honour during the Chuunin exams.
A whole episode dedicated to Sakura listing the stupid ways Sasuke and Naruto got injured.
Team 7, after popular request talking about what it’s like to train with the Sannin but it’s just them complaining about what a hot mess each one was. “Pervy Sage would leave me alone with the toads for weeks.” “Orochimaru was actually an alright teacher, when he wasn’t committing crimes against humanity.” “When Tsunade wasn’t on a bender, she’d train me by breaking my bones in a spar then making me heal them.”
An episode where Team 7 just for the chaos go an interview the main shop owners that used to bully Naruto
Naruto dropping casual lore like oh yeah I met my Dad the Fourth Hokage etc
Sasuke mentioning what he got up to with Team Taka and dropping lore on his fugitive days. “Yeah we were bounty hunter for a week to make money. Jyuugo’s good at knitting, we sold scarves in the market to make extra cash. Suigetsu grave robbed Zabuza’s sword. The Great Naruto bridge looks good tho.”
One episode they bring on everyone that was involved in the Sasuke retrieval mission and they recount it to an ashamed and guilty Sasuke. Shino mediates the episode and is sullen for not being included. He keeps muttering under his breath “If I was there you would’ve gotten him.”
Sakura brings Sai and Yamato on an episode and has them explain how traumatising their brief time with team 7 was.
The possibilities are endless and there’s so much lore between all the characters the amount of reveals they could drop!
