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Imagine Fool's Gold would have sounded like this

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This is like the version that the disney character sings in the middle of the movie and the real one is like the version that plays over the credits

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I’m just cookin pizza!

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# WHERE WOULD THIS HAVE GONE IF HE HADNT SMACKED HIM

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“i wasnt ready” something was about to happen

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I CAN’T FUCKING BREATH

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This show.

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I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I don’t understand it but this is why you don’t pull all-nighters kids

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College kids be like

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johnny depp is 52 years old today

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how

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he was born 52 years ago

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Thank you science side of tumblr

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BEST VIDEO EDIT I’VE SEEN FOR ZAYN 😭😭😔😍😍😍✨

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My sister asked if the events of “The Labyrinth” are meant to be Sarah dreaming, or are they real? Although my primary reaction was that she shouldn’t put that much thought into any children’s movie (or any instance of David Bowie in tight pants), I’d like to take this opportunity to put so much though into this children’s movie, that it’ll blow your mind.

So why is David Bowie kidnapping a child from an underage Jennifer Connelly? In a time long long ago a sorcerer named Jareth fell in love with a girl named Sarah. Sarah’s father and step-mother would not let her marry Jareth because they wanted to keep her as a servant, to care for their other child. In a fit of rage Jareth kidnapped this other child and spirited it away to the fairy world. In this new world Jareth built a place for his Sarah. He turned the spoiled child into a goblin, and kept it to be a servant. Many stories of the fairy would tell us that time moves differently there than in our world. (Rip Van Winkle for one) In the time it took for Jareth to build his kingdom, which he may have though was little more than a few years, Sarah grew old and died. Overcome by grief and addled by a lifetime spent in a strange world filled with monsters, Jareth goes mad. He refuses to believe that he has lost his love. He searches the mortal world from his castle, looking for her.

Sarah is a Hebrew name. So, it’s common, and has been in use for thousands of years. It does not take long (for him) to fina a dark haired girl named Sarah, who has a younger sibling, and who feels that she is treated unfairly by her step mother. In a fit of rage he kidnaps this other child and spirits it away to the fairy world. Perhaps this new Sarah dies in the quest to find the child, perhaps she wins her sibling back and flees.

This is how Jareth becomes the goblin king. Every goblin in the goblin city is a child Jareth has stolen, who was not recovered by a Sarah. (he told the current Sarah that Toby would become a goblin if she did not find him in time) This is why he builds the maze. The magic bog, the junk yard of useless treasures, all tricks to slow Sara down. Because if he can only have his Sarah for the time it takes for her to regain the stolen child, he will make it take as long as possible, keep her long as possible. This is why there exists in our world a book containing the story. Because it has happened before. So many times. At some point some lucky Sarah must have returned to our world to tell the story. This is why when the most recent Sarah first meets Hoggle at the start of the labyrinth, and introduces herself; “I’m Sarah”, Hoggle responds “That’s what I figured” Because of course she’s Sarah. They were all Sarah.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Mindy Project Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Danny Castellano/Mindy Lahiri Characters: Danny Castellano, Mindy Lahiri Summary:

Mindy and Danny talk.

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Danny Castellano Face Appreciation

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STOP IT WITH YOUR SWEET TEARS AND BEAUTIFUL LOVE FACE

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Honestly this is the face of a man who just realized that a) not only did she come for him but b) he is planning in spending the rest of his life with her.

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I need a link to watch “The Mindy Project”, someone?? Please??

I really, really need it!!

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Same here!

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Ok everyone needs to calm down... I know one of y'all have the link to rewatch the episode and I NEED IT NOW! Please?!?!?!

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The Mindy Project Finale

Guys I could even handle a minute long promo. How am I supposed to handle and entire episode?!

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Currently dying from that promo. Literally feel like crying right now. Don't know how I'm going to handle tomorrow

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I feel like the picture of Danny consoling Mindy is going to lead to sex. Anyone else? And they she is going to get mad at him when she finds out that he was the one that sent her the letters

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