Toast God Shrine

✨heyo, I use they/them pronouns and my mental state is deteriorating✨ aspiring arsonist, very not striaght, in many fandoms, tries to be funny but fails, scared of literal everything but at the same time I welcome death

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L'oreal ad: Because you're worth it!

Virgil: No I'm not

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Janus to Roman: What is your problem with anyone who isn't Zac Efron

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Me, hugging Stucky: I love this ship because it includes two of my comfort characters being happy with each other and even though it will never be cannon I just like seeing them be onscreen together

Endgame: *shoots Stucky in the head 15 times*

Me: ...

Me: why

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Me, clinging onto sambucky: please you're the only thing I have left

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Virgil: I dunno why but tracking someone's plane makes me feel like a secret agent for a secret society or something

Virgil: Like I'm just wondering where my best friend's flying over right now but then suddenly OH MY GOD WE HAVE 5 MINUTES TO DOWN THIS PLANE BEFORE IT LANDS AND DESTROYS AN ENTIRE AIRPORT BECAUSE THERE'S A BOMB IN IT

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Janus: Y'know what? Find you a person who when you make a snarky remark during a movie will make a snarky remark back instead of telling you to shut up.

Roman: sHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH SNOW WHITE

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TODAY WAS MY FIRST DAY OF HIGHSCHOOL

The health teacher wasn't wearing a mask.

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Update: She might have it

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Virgil: y'know what they say, be gay do crime!

Roman, under his breath: be gay do me

Virgil: What?

Roman: What?

[hamletthedane]

“There are other forces at work in this world besides the will of evil.”

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Virgil: my life is over

Patton: Aw, kiddo, why is that?

Virgil: I said "Thanks, you too!"

Patton: Aw kiddo! Everyone does that, it's not a big dea-

Virgil: No, you don't understand

Virgil: It was to the spotify man after he said "enjoy the next thirty minutes of ad free music"

Patton: ... Well that's less common

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Roman, after performing a monologue: Did I win an Oscar?

Patton, enthusiastically clapping: No, but you won my my heart!!

Roman: Disgusting

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Remus, looking out the window longingly: Arson.

Janus, sighing in agreement: Arson.

[l0rd-0f-the-lies]

Arson.

@sympathetic-deceit-trash

[boopypastaissalty]

Patton, from the other room: ARSON?!?!?!?

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Roman: I commit arson by just stepping into a room. I'm just that hot!

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Remus, to the tune of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: C-R-A-C-K-C

Virgil, continuing it: O-C-A-I-N-E

Patton: Oh, what does that spell?

Logan: Not Mickey Mouse, that's for sure.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

saw a post talking about the nymph aesthetic and being naked in the woods, took me a full 2 minutes to remember nymph has a meaning other than ‘immature form of an insect’

[ancient-toast-god]

Oh to be a naked teenage insect

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it should be standard practice for any film/tv series portraying mental illness to consult a psychiatrist & sensitivity reader before the script even gets green lit

[sanders-sides-thuri]

(From Thomas’s Twitter:  F**k it, the Sides’ workout attire using only  clothes I had in my apartment.  (Roman, Patton, Logan, and then Virgil))

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Remus would be shirtless with really dirty dark green athletic shorts

Janus would wear a yellow tank top with black sweatpants

Remy doesn't work out

Emile wears a pink head band with a white short sleeved shirt and pink shorts

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Day 180 of quarantine: i have a pint of alcoholic blackberry ice cream. i have a new pair of wooly socks. the apartment is tidy, my laptop battery is full, and i am in the midst of writing a crack fic of epic proportions. i cannot be defeated