Swords are my passion

My names Max and I like competing in sword tournaments and making music! My little sister, Niki, comes on too Feel free to interact (this is an RP blog)

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WAIT ARE YOU BACK MAXMUN!?!?!?

*Dabs* Yeee probably

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HI YOU’RE ALIVE

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YEAH I AM!!

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WAIT ARE YOU BACK MAXMUN!?!?!?

*Dabs* Yeee probably

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Tim Drake stans how we feeling tonight

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things Max has overheard festive edition 4 (calling birdsss)

Duke: if I had a waffle maker that would really make my holidays

Dick: didn't you get a waffle maker last year?

Jason: and the year before that?

Stephanie: I gave you one three years ago???

Tim: wait...no. no you guys, I gave him one four years ago

Duke: I'm the only goddamn daytime worker in this family, it's also the reason my neighbor has a key to my apartment and a fire extinguisher on hand. so yeah, for the fifth year in a row. I want a waffle maker.

AK: Why not just ask one of the random teenagers that crawl around timber's and rye's place to assist you during the day?

Duke: because Rye will skin me alive if any of them got hurt on my watch you know this you assbutt

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Wally: do you remember the first Christmas we spent together?

Dick, practically taking a shot of Jason's Whiskey Eggnog(tm) and suddenly looking a hundred years older: please don't remind me, we're both fathers and I don't need any of them asking stories and trying to replicate it

Wally:....you know what? fair

Me, whispering to L: do I want to know?

L, whispering back: probably, but they'll never spill

Me: Damn

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Adam: If you play one more Halloween song, I am going to lock you out of all your electronics, stella

Star: T'IS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY. ADAM *hits play on her computer, spooky scary skeletons with the sound jingle bells in the background playing*

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Ana: we could probably escape to my moms place on the other side of Gotham?

Lian: it's fine! I kinda like all the noise of your huge family

Ana: have I mentioned how much I love you?

Lian: yeah, but say it again, I love it when you say you love me, sweetie

L, whispering to me: god they're so cute

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(context: Helena was rattling a present)

Selina: HELENA NO

Helena: ba?

Box: *jangles*

Cats: *come running from all directions and swarm the tiny child*

(cue my heart exploding while I help Selina extricate tiny child from puddle of, I think, five? six??? cats)

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Things max has overheard festive edition 3 I can’t think of something funny for the number

Tim, far away: FUCK

Jason: ~the halls with boughs of holly~

L: *laughing*

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Rye: people are stealing my gingerbread so I’m putting a little dirt in some as a decoy, the sight of Adam spitting out a cookie has driven them far away

Aideen: atta girl

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Adam: I was betrayed, by our own mother

Star: and this is why you have to curry favor with her and earn them. Which is not done by thievery

Me: why don’t you just ask??

Adam: that doesn’t work

Me: does for me????????

Adam and star: W H A T!?!?!?!????

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Adam: he can just a s k and he gets cookies

L: as much as I’m jealous, I am glad she likes him that much

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Things max overhears festive edition 2 electric boogaloo

Rye: WHY IS THERE AN IGLOO ON THE ROOF!!

Star: BECAUSE WHY NOT?!?! It’s insulated and heat rises!!!

Rye: at least take me up there with you, you gremlin child!

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Jason: if you think about it, Santa is pretty creepy, with all the stalking and shit

Stephanie: lalalallalala I can’t hear you, you won’t ruin Santa for me no sir

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Rye: is this your whiskey eggnog, Jason?

Jason: yeah

Rye: thank god

Star and Adam: *figting in the background*

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Bruce: why is the menorah covered in glitter

Selina: Stephanie was babysitting Helena and went to the bathroom for less than a minute

Bruce:......*sigh*

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L: there’s too many people in this family and not enough room in my apartment for all the gifts I’m getting them

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Mal future Christmas w/ Mal kids? -maxmun (I’m glad to be back!!)

((The babies the baBIES THE BAB-)

- so once they have the kids, Christmas morning is at the apartment

- of course they all go visit the manor and spend a lot of the day there

- but it’s nice to just, be together that morning

- the kiddos each decorate their own stockings

- Blaire at first asked Max and L to do hers

- because she wanted it to be “extra special”

- when I say L almost drowned in her own tears...

- when the kids are younger, the hand made gifts are absolutely precious

- Max and L absolutely have a box full of those gifts and cards

- once they’re older and buying gifts for each other and their parents, they search and search until they find that perfect gift

- occasionally they’ll all have to attend a holiday gala

- but who am I kidding, they all end up in hiding

- holidays are the best with this little family

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Things max has heard, festive edition

Jason: so anyways, Satan gets too many of Santa’s letters, so I’m gonna give Santa a sacrifice

Tim:.....I want in

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Selina: so since Alfred is visiting family in Europe, I’m in chargeof giving out jobs

Jason, plucking the list from her hands: Selina, I love ya, but...

Selina, already sprinting away towards the living room: thanks Jason!

Jason: it was a got damn trap

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Rye: our fireplace isn’t big enough for all the stockings

Pen: my family would always just hand the stockings on the empty beer bottles on the kitchen counter

Rye:.....sweetie no

Tim: just use the stair railing!!

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L: if you peak at your presents then I guess ‘tis the season for kicking ass

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*dabs* Mal Christmas hcs? -maxmun

((YAY I MISSED YOU))

- L is the type to have Max help her with the decorations the day after thanksgiving

- look, they’re never at the apartment for Christmas, they’re always at the manor

- BUT IT’S CHRISTMAS

- they get a nice tree

- string up pretty lights

- L buys Max really comfy sweaters every year

- that he looks very nice in, may I add

- but she almost always ends up stealing them

- “Sweetheart have you seen my-“

- she stares at him wide eyed with a cookie in one hand, hot chocolate in the other, and the exact sweater he’s looking for

- tbh half the time, he can’t bring himself to take it back

- nights spent cuddled up in a big fluffy blanket!!!

- their homemade hot chocolate and cookies are bomb

- matching ugly Christmas sweaters

- the holidays are pretty great because they have their own little thing, a dinner with his family, and then of course dinner and Christmas at the manor

- also, they definitely have matching pj’s for Christmas morning

- and they give the best gifts

- and the most heartfelt ones to each other

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Reblog if you stick with an RPer even through their hiatus.

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I’m all like:

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Through your hiatuses AND mine!

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Gimme some Mal kid headcanons because for some reason you think im better than you at it and it's NOT TRUE -Maxmun

((NAJAISKS YOU’RE GONNA KILL ME I ADORE YOU

- when they’re older, and when they’re working on their separate projects, it can get a little tough to spend time

- but they try to meet at least once a week

- movie night, game night, hang out and spill tea night 👀

- Also, this is bc of @rose-caped-beauty ‘s amazing art, blaire absolutely paints the boys nails

- and the boys will help her with her own

- they get better the more it happens

- Blaire and Sammy occasionally have to team up to get Elijah to rest

- sometimes it stresses L and Max out bc no more Tim’s please

- but Blaire and Sam can usually get him to bed without too much trouble

- they’d be the biggest sweethearts for anyone in need

- if you’re friends with the three of them and someone hurts you?

- a) automatically plotting revenge

- or

- b) you get the best hugs from Sam, best snacks from Elijah, and the best advice from Blaire

- most likely you’ll get both

- fudge cakes im so soft for these three

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Y’ALL HAVE NO I DEA HOW MUCH I ADORE LMUN

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Mal is so cute, and then you had to go and give them cute kids, i caNNOT FUNCTION WITH THIS OVERLOAD OF CUTENESS

LISTEN I LOVED THESE TWO BBY’S BEFORE AND THEN THE CHILDREN CAME UP AND MY HEART WAS OVERLOADED

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THAT IS THE MOODIEST OF MOODS

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pls,, more mal kid headcanons

Elijah starts his own business at the age of 23, focusing on user friendly, long lasting technology

it’s not an overnight success by a long shot, but with Wayne Enterprises and Drake Industries both partnering with him, knowledge of his business gets spread very rapidly

he also works with Samual’s “Homes for the homeless” project, by providing the much needed technological help that many people struggling need, computers and phones that have long batteries and constant good wifi and connection so they never miss a callback or email, and can constantly look for jobs

speaking of

Samual starts his “Homes for the homeless” project before he even graduates highschool

Figures “Hey, I’m a rich teenager, lets put that money to work”

He (with L and Max’s help) Buys two giant spots where, at the time, there were derelict, abandoned warehouses that not even criminals were using for hideouts

At first, after the warehouses are demolished, it’s more a glorified tent city where they won’t be kicked out of, with water and electricity hookups attached to RVs and trailer campers

but slowly building starts happening (on one lot first, so they still have another lot for living in until the apartment building is finished, then when they’re in that one, the other gets built, so finally theres room to spare)

He works super closely with Jason, Stephanie and Harper on their “Narrows reparation project”

Blaire is very supportive of both her brothers, and will often grab partnerships during her modeling with people that will make fun skins or cases for Elijah’s products, or when fashion trends go out, to donate whatever they have left over in their stocks to Samual’s project

She’ll also go to Samual's project sight and make connections with people there, because there are always camera people, and lighting crew, and stage crew, and general mangers needed

(she also brings giant pots of food that she makes)

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hey so here r the babes, i adore them @mini-red-hood @ancientblademax

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HEY!!! I LOVE YOU!