home is a bit cold without you

prince | writer | intp | they/them | usually, a mess

[living-deadx-girlx]

Get Out (2017) The opening of the film is partially inspired by the opening of Halloween (1978), which Jordan Peele describes as a subversion of “the perfect white neighborhood.”

[victordeadlock]

[powerfulwizard]

Imagine being attracted to someone named “Greg” or “Kevin” and saying those names in sex. That’s disgusting!!

[androidmunemune]

[powerfulwizard]

Do you think showing me some balding anime dude will change my mind

[no2kami]

@gaygothur that “anime” dude is named Greg Universe and your saying that Rose Quartz or aka Pink Diamond is digusting

[powerfulwizard]

Yeah those are definitely some words but also what the hell do they mean

[izhmash-deactivated20181213]

Ye Olde Tumblr, 1609

end thy life knave

[fluoride-bomb]

yon originale pofter if an æphobe

[siderealsandman]

hear ye! hear ye! this be a callout post for goodman john! all good godfearing men take heed that brother john:

is slothful

makes merry upon the sabbath

has known lady elizabeth outside of wedlock 

believes earth to be round (possible vvitch) 

[thecryptkeeper]

thor: oh we should do get help!

peter: what’s get help?

thor trying to connect with the the youth: it’s where i yeet my brother across the room

[memewhore]

[sdklsrjkwejrwe403rw3fdfd-deacti]

my last three brain cells 

[carrot-gallery]

Fave parts of Infinititty War

thor and ant man slow dancing on that cruise ship

dr. strange shaving his head at the end

when peter literally tossed those two aliens into the sun

the guardians of the galaxy just fucking getting in their ship and leaving like 10 minutes into the movie

the wedding scene

loki and banner’s jewel heist subplot

seeing tony when the boulder rolled past that therapist’s office and we saw him thru the window for 2 seconds and then never again

shuri’s rap (some say 35 minutes was too long; those people are weak)

obviously the twist where the cast of always sunny came out of the storm drain and joined the big battle

taika waititi as himself playing mr. harrington’s husband

the flashback to MJ making that documentary about NYC’s youth homelessness epidemic (informative!)

jeff goldblum’s hover-shoes

that swordfight set to “bigmouth strikes again” by the smiths

cameo from NYC mayor Bill DeBlasio

M’Baku’s cheesecake-only cooking show after the credits

[untitled34800]

[likethemusiq-deactivated2021022]

Dad Jokes with Kratos

[jeza-red]

This is beautiful TT

[librasign-deactivated20170528]

[desireavenue613]

did they do the emojis?

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

my music teacher, watching me fail horribly during a lesson: did you practice?

me, a musician, remembering the 20 minutes of actual practice i did the entire week and the other hours spent crying in the corner hugging my violin: oh yeah totally

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

[lovingrot]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

[lovingrot]

im shaking what does this mean

[spudislander]

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Every second beat of Smooth Criminal, by Michael Jackson.

“You been hit, struck by… booth.”

[oldzoearchive]

I want a playlist full of these to just casually play at a party without explanation.

[acridrainshowers]

this sounds like it’d be the OP music for a really obscure anime

[astralponzu]

Youve been hit by, hit by-BOOOOOTH

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via SilviuMajor)

[vaspider]

Here’s to the non-binary adults trying to deal with the fact that they can’t be out at work.

Here’s to the non-binary adults who can’t even try to be out with their parents because they’re trying to keep things ok for the grandkids.

Here’s to the non-binary adults who say “Oh it’s ok, I’m used to gender-specific binary pronouns” and die a little inside.

Here’s to the non-binary adults who have learned not to care.

Here’s to the non-binary adults who really don’t care about pronouns.

Here’s to the non-binary adults who have to gender-binary themselves for PTA meetings and talking to business owners and government officials.

Here’s to the non-binary adults who feel lost and without community because so much of the vocal and out enby community is very young.

Here’s to the non-binary adults who don’t feel welcome in the trans community and aren’t part of the cis community.

Here’s to the non-binary adults who feel guilty about calling themselves trans because they don’t “feel trans enough” or that they don’t deserve to call themselves trans.

Here’s to the non-binary adults who don’t identify as trans without any guilt about it at all.

Conditional Acceptance is like living on a high wire every day, and “passing privilege” is a painful myth, one that can leave us feeling miserable and crushed and empty.

Love yourself and honor that living in the closet isn’t a privilege. It hurts, and it’s ok that it hurts. You didn’t do anything wrong, the world did.

[vincentvalmontvandel]

Tis me!