how long before mitch mcconnell and pence just start puppeting him around like weekend at bernie's
taylor price

Product Placement

pixel skylines
h

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
No title available

titsay
almost home
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Sweet Seals For You, Always
DEAR READER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Discoholic 🪩
🪼
NASA
Sade Olutola
Misplaced Lens Cap
Stranger Things
Three Goblin Art

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

seen from United States

seen from Italy
seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from Argentina
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Türkiye

seen from Bulgaria

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Indonesia
seen from United States

seen from United States
@theancientmagusbride
how long before mitch mcconnell and pence just start puppeting him around like weekend at bernie's
legendary
if tradition and shitty social constructs didn't exist 97% of men would never get near coochie in their life
I'm not woke enough to understand what this means
if women didnt feel the pressure to get married young and have kids or else their community will think theres sth wrong with them not a single man on this earth would get any coochie except for jake gyllenhaal keanu reeves chadwick boseman and gordon ramsey
and uncle iroh. thats it
Some women like cock and they don't live near Hollywood.
thats where uncle iroh comes in
White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting
This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec
The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief
THE BEST THING EVER
are you serious
i love this
She doesn’t even put the baby in the stroller sjfbhsjfh
He punches Nazis… a lot… I love him.
me: ask me anything
my followers:
aplatonic genie moodboard
This site is really unhealthy and destructive physically, mentally, and spiritually.
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!
THE DICKHEADS ARE STUNNED
i’m sorry but this guy screaming like he’s been fucking shot is so fucking funny
transcrito: La banda, acabo aconocieron un animal. que me dieron que es este? parece que un pato. velen las patas largas EY QUiETO PUTO he expilcarlo. he materon en zoologicano y se voy a reir. Pero es un animal raro AAAAAAAAAAA ME PICo ME pincho mi AAAAA ME ESTA PRESTANDO PICANDO BANDA AAAAAAAA CUREDO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUTO SUELTAME LA BELGA
transcript: Look, y’all. Look how weird this thing i found is. Can you tell me what it is? it looks like a duck, look at the long feet HEY QUIT IT SLUT I’M TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING! I’m going to the zoolologist and he’s gonna laugh. But you can see it’s a weird animal AAAAaAAaAAAAA It’s PINCHING ME IT’S PINCHING AAAAAAAAA ITS STARTED TO PINCH ME YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAA CURE AAAAAAAAAA SLUT LET GO OF ME YOU BELGIAN
Well okay.
We’ve lost all decorum
This is what it’s like living in Michigan
It’s a Monty Python skit.
Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…
Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!
Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!
Officer: Oh no?
Guy: *Screaming*
Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!
As a Michigan native, I confirm this is all true.