Used To Be 7millionpens @beckrabbit - Tumblr Blog

one of my favorite things to do is play portal again but pretend i’ve never played it even though i have over 600 hours logged in it

sixft

bro are you kidding me she took my FUCKING cube

sixft

oh real mature. REAL mature calling me adopted. what if i made you something stupid. like a potato battery. what then.

sixft

i’m so sorry

ikimaru

the vintage sapphics redraw prompt from twt ft caitvi!

kunosoura

no little Japanese girl don’t walk into the rpg maker house

miss-wizard

> interact

it's some kind of handmade cigarette filled with ground up herbs.

just-shower-thoughts

Why do I boil myself like a lobster in the shower, but I hate the heat and overheat easily out of the shower

spinalfluidexplosiongirl

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

sweaterkittensahoy

So, this week I ordered a new couch pillow because I had a husband pillow full of shredded memory foam, and the thing needs to be opened and shifted around about once a week with the way I use it so it doesn't shape up weird and actually fuck up my back when I bought it to NOT fuck up my back.

I now have a wedge pillow, made of one piece of foam. And I ordered a book cushion from etsy, and I just wanna say to anyone who has thought "that adaptive thing seems like it would be useful, but I'm not disabled, so maybe it's not for me?"

It's for you. Trust me. My back hurt because I was slouching weird on the couch. I got a husband pillow. It helped a lot. But, it turns out, what I need is one giant piece of memory foam, not a bunch of tiny bits.

And the book cushion? Books are heavy sometimes. Being able to rest it higher in my lap so it's easier to read and hold? Better for my body.

Also, do you wake up with pain in the mornings? Try a contour pillow and a knee pillow.

Get those extra-strong treaded soles to wear with your heels because you wobble otherwise.

Wear compression gloves when you type. Get those orthopedic shoes because you can walk longer distances in more comfort. Buy the bra that actually supports the weight of your boobs. Get a lapdesk for your computer. Use a neck pillow even at home to keep your neck straight. Wear socks to bed. Listen to audiobooks. Read large print books.

You see something that you think will work for you and improve how you feel? Use it! Let's fucking normalize adaptative shit for everyone!

missalyssaread

Also, don't think "Oh but I'm taking this from a disabled person"

The more people who use assistive devices, and show demand for assistive devices, THE MORE THEY MAKE AND THE BETTER THEY GET.

The best example of this I can think of is canes. When I started using a cane 10 years ago, they were either one color, or old lady patterns. There were all of two grip designs, and they honestly kinda sucked.

Now, as more and more people have realized they need them, and have gotten them earlier in their lives for a variety of problems, canes are SO DOPE NOW.

You can get them in Galaxy print! Neon colors! Different ergonomic grips! You can even get what I have, which is angle-adjustable arm crutches!!

Overcome your internal ableism, and let yourself use the thing that prevents pain or makes your life easier. This disabled person can tell you it's 100% worth it.

drogonea

Signs i have been on the internet Too Long™

What I thought a "Husband Pillow" was:

What a Husband Pillow actually is:

What a Husband Pillow could be if demand increases:

sweaterkittensahoy

This is the greatest addition to anything I have ever put on this site, and I thank you for it.

greelin

sorry twin size mattress does nothing for you. It was there for me when no one else was tho

greelin

well clearly you’ve never been cursed forever .

your-fave-hates-jk-rowling

YOU hate JK Rowling!

lochnutmonster

unown

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

unown

tiniestmousegirl

variousqueerthings

diversity win, this serial killing puppet is bisexual and some flavour of genderqueer, his serial killer wife is also bisexual and their puppet child is gendahflooid, and these two teenagers tormented by him are gay… also this actress is dressing in drag like her dad to portray the serial killing puppet pre-puppet having sex with his serial killing future wife and is also playing the serial killer possessed woman having sex with said serial killer’s serial killing now wife, and the whole franchise is a slasher trans fever dream by a gay creator

the-lumpfish-queen

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

i feel like counter-trolling is an essential skill that kids online aren’t learning and it’s kinda worrying

like back in my day, the day of online forums, learning how to trick someone in to getting themselves banned was an essential skill. if you could tell someone was a chud, you would ask them short, leading questions and watch them get frustrated and post longer and longer rants until they said something that would catch a mod’s attention and get them banned and/or at least publicly humiliated.

and guess what? that’s the exact same tactics the alt-right use now. these people are exclusively acting in bad faith. every interaction these people post online is done with the intention of getting someone to respond to them so they can screenshot the massive paragraphs of text and laugh

so, what’s the solution?

dare ‘em to post dick pics.

don’t acknowledge the content of the stuff they post. if you see someone trying to engage you in bad faith just dare them to post pictures of their penis until they either get frustrated and leave or get frustrated and do it. either way they lose.

this is the tactic used by the fans of a podcast (that i haven’t listened to) called the Chapo Trap House, and 4chan’s /pol/ users fucking HATE them. they hate Chapo Trap House and think they’re crazy because Chapo Trap House fans refuse to engage in meaningful debate and repeatedly demand dick pics. they get frustrated and leave. it works.

mr-elementle

Some of you never used your position as a mod on an a series of unfortunate events forum to get a racist troll to post evidence of their tax fraud and it shows