And a Salmøn

Am I the ønly øne I knøw waging my wars behind my face and abøve my thrøat? |-/ Riø Ranchø, NM

[ommanyte]

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

[ommanyte]

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

[bouquetoftwelve]

[val-ritz]

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

[hilariousgrindr]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[hidingoutbackstage]

Y’all will not fucking believe the ad I saw at the mall today

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[keeper-of-the-flames]

This is so great. @chiribomb @cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury you all have to watch this.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Omfg XD

I love the judges faces like “What is happpppeeennniiiing”

[garrettauthor]

THE SHEER FUCKING BALLS THIS TOOK

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[and-a-salmon]

Tennis is just professional hot potatoe

[and-a-salmon]

I vote for the Italian language to officially be renamed to Party Spanish

[commanderbabyface]

Other Youtubers: CLICKBAIT CLICKBAIT DRAMA CLICKBAIT

Jenna Marbles: Here’s a 28-minute tour of my plants.

[crunchbuttsteak]

“Social media feeds that display in chronological order!”

“Now!”

“When do we want it?!”

“What do we want?!”

[kamalahq]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[toshio]

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[and-a-salmon]

Oracle Cat™️

[onlyusefulphrases]

[squeeful]

[charlie-in-a-beanie]

[welovegamingz]

[maelwife]

i just assumed all of epcot was inside the epcot ball im kinda mad rn

[maelwife]

epcot is stored in the ball