hi do y'all mind if i misuse this blog entirely for a second. idk why i'm asking i don't actually care they found a new snake it's a New Snake we didn't know about this snake before!!!!
NEW SNAKE HELL YEAH!!!!
hot damn this is so fucking great but the mild perturbation that snake expresses is deeply fucking funny
like you're moisturized, flourishing, in your lane, and this bastard noodly creature from Beyond shows up to flail it's many extraneous appendages around in sheer joy that you exist. and this is a little bit weird so you go to the next aisle over in the grocery store.
I love everything about this. The gorgeous incredibly beautiful and majestic snake. And Prof. Freek Vonk snorkeling past in what appears to be business casual clothing and sneakers.
More information here—the snake was documented after the scientists received an invitation from the indigenous Huaorani people to study the snakes, which are considered by them to be sacred.
It is 5.5% genetically different from the other green anaconda species, which makes it very special (humans and chimpanzees are only about 2% different according to the article)
