Set-Fire-To-The-Mic

Lauren. 25. Pretty fun & outgoing. Happily taken. Friends, family, and my wonderful boyfriend mean the world to me

[elpiso]

[celebsofcolor]

Kendrick Lamar and Rihanna backstage at the 60th Annual GRAMMY Awards

[quinzel-isley]

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

[mybeltruns]

grandpa got game

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

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[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[uaegnomanat-blog]

I often find myself wondering why the best people die. Yet if I were to walk into a garden, sans hesitation, I would pick the most beautiful flowers.

From the second we’re born, we’re waiting to die. The time span of ones’ life being uncertain can either be seen as beautiful, a tragedy, or a beautiful tragedy. Some are born, unknowingly with merely a pocket watch of time in this realm- others with a handful of clocks.

But it’s the footprints we leave in others lives as this invisible timer with a number we don’t know ticks, and ticks, and ticks- THAT has me walking in circles. Why are the lucky ones granted more time? Or are we even the lucky ones?

You grow old just to watch everyone around you die. You sit back and wilt as every beautiful rose, tulip, dandelion, sunflower, and daisy are plucked from the garden. You’re now a weed, in an empty basin of dirt, wondering what was so beautiful about having the longest invisible timer.

Is the agony and suffering of watching every domino topple  worth the glory of being the last domino standing? How is the glory even celebratory if you’re all alone?

So I ask myself, again- why do all of the best people die? But “best” is all about perspective, and maybe I’m the next “best” for someone else. I’ve been the flower, in my own garden; watching the prettier ones get picked one by one as I shrivel slowly. Little do I know, with a switch of perspective I could very well be the next rose to die in someone else’s garden as they get the “privilege” of wilting a little longer than me.

And it’s all just a waiting game.. You’re either alive, rotting inside as those around you are stripped one by one or you’re dead, unbothered as to if all the other dominos fell. So who’s really living? Who’s really lucky here?

Kind of ironic we make sure funerals have beautiful flowers.

[shinycaterpie]

[pantzless-deactivated20181215]

“This bitch empty.. YEET!”

[chai-bean]

vines that i haven’t seen in any compilations yet

part 2 | part 3 | animal vines

[unbotheredmuse]

i admire women who could’ve turned cold after everything they’ve been through but still chose love anyway. there’s strength in that.

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[psy-faerie]

[fatgirlopinions]

Absolutely me

[foodffs]

Pasta 🍝

One Pot Cheesy Sausage Penne Recipe

Bacon Ranch Chicken Pasta

The BEST Spaghetti all’Amatriciana

LOUISIANA CHICKEN PASTA (CHEESECAKE FACTORY COPYCAT )

CREAMY CHICKEN PESTO PASTA

CHEESY CHICKEN BROCCOLI SHELLS

PARMESAN & GARLIC LINGUINE

TOMATO-BASIL TORTELLINI

CAJUN SHRIMP MACARONI AND CHEESE

CRISPY PARMESAN CHICKEN WITH CREAMY LEMON GARLIC PASTA

ITALIAN SAUSAGE & PEPPERS PASTA

LIGHTER SPINACH ALFREDO PASTA

TACO CHILI PASTA BAKE

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[sixpenceee]

A perfect illustration showing why Halloween is awesome.

Illustration by mau-el

[draconian-rex-deactivated202207]

“Kim Kardashian-West has more compassion and common sense than the President of the United States of America” is a sentence you can actually say.

[sarahsyna]

Wolfenstein, for those who don’t know, is a videogame series with soon to be eleven entries in the series, all of them entirely centred around killing Nazis ever since the very first game in 1981.

‘way to make it political’ buddy do you know what series this is

[hauntedportraits-deactivated202]

This show is going to kill me.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

It (2017)