[holly-warbs]

I think you understand.

[the-big-mood]

[sunflowerssandmedusa]

[venetians]

[nickjamesbxtch]

We should just make out.

[irbhair]

If you wanna fuck me, just say that. I prob wanna smash too 😂

[ampervadasz]

The winner

[r4cs0]

[helloitsbees]

the jumbotron operator:

[stevienick]

Catherine O'Hara wearing a glove as a headband in BEETLEJUICE (1988) || Catherine O'Hara wearing a wig as a hat in SCHITT’S CREEK (2019)

[livelaughlacroix]

[caskitsune]

[acidhues]

[minhamemoriasuja]

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

me telling a lie

[m310drama]

Jarec Wentworth, a straight man well-known for not wrecking men's walls

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

wait didn't he go to jail?

[t3sticles]

Nothing bad, he extorted a republican donor out of a fuck ton of money lol

[wigreveal]

[thefloatingstone]

Everyone always talks about flying cars this and flying cars that.

When the only futuristic gadget I want that doesn't exist yet when it SHOULD are those cup noodles from Cowboy bebop where you just pull the tag at the bottom of it and the noodles are instantly warmed.

where is the future I was promised?

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

i want this to be real so i can remove the chemical heating elements from a pack of cup noodles and use them to make pipe bombs

[great-and-small]

Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they’ll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀

(Photo from the Nantucket Conservation Foundation)

[weirdkatharine]

Good news!  Getting a good grade in crab is normal to want and possible to achieve!

[wlfgrrl]

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

heys......

*gets scared*

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

this website is so fucking easy all i have to do is post frogs

[nimbosaur]

If he’s not silly what’s the point

[memewhore]