Dyslexic Dumbassery

[taebaelee]

Why are cishet men like this...

[taebaelee]

Only good response.

[dennys]

Are you the REAL dennys

why? what have you heard? WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO?!

[firefox-official]

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

[firefox-official]

i became more evil if you’re curious

[walks-the-ages]

We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

[firefox-official]

i’m going to get worse on purpose

[thecollectibles]

Art by Jian Guo 

Alignments: ∎ Lawful Good  ∎ Neutral good  ∎ Chaotic good  ∎ Lawful neutral  ∎ Absolute neutrality  ∎ Chaos neutrality  ∎ Lawful evil  ∎ Neutral evil ∎ Chaotic evil

[headspace-hotel]

WHOA

[heroineimages]

Powerfully done…

[humanoidhistory]

“Is Anyone Out There?” Self-portrait by Apollo 12 astronaut Alan Bean, 2000.

[gibson-girlboss]

AEIOU

[trveroman]

Fucking

B L I T Z E D

[brawltogethernow]

[dererumvita-art]

Join the Fellowship of the Ring, we have:

the local weed man, who is secretly the most powerful being in the land

a bunch of surprisingly competent tiny adults 

a semi-immortal twink

the Axe testimonial

a hobo

Sean Bean

[especially]

[esoscreenshots]

[dnd-5e-hombrewdaily-blog]

Every Monday I will give you guys a “Homebrew of the Week” this is the first one. The Grove Guardian is a really cool creature that I’ve used in my own campaign as pets for elves. They worked really well, and they look very beautiful and majestic. This was made by JoshTheGent on Pinterest, go check him out he makes awesome stuff!

[weaver-z]

Hazbin Hotel is Family Guy for Tumblr users who used to ship Dipper Pines with a humanized white twink version of Bill Cipher

[famicom]

sentences to explain to a 14th century monk

[maxknightley]

hazbin hotel is the canterbury tales for jesters and vagabonds who write romantic sonnets as tho penned by Lucifer, Prince of Lies, towards Saint Augustine of Hippo, but like when he was still a kid

[weaver-z]

Hey I want you to know that I finally know what it was like for other people to read my original post. This terrifies me to the very marrow of my bones

[worm]

I’m going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman, may I call you Mr. Car Salesman? I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn. Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.

[jagoandlitefoot]

[nbvagabond]

I’m on mobile so the picture isn’t loading but if it’s not griffin McElroy I’m gonna be disappointed

[programmerhumour]

We will never forget you.

[drdrunkpigeon-phd]

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[nunyabizni]

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[ookami-in-the-moonlight]

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[enraged-chihuahua]

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[vixven]

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[fireyalex]

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[pantsbians]

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[seercayder]

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[such-justice-wow]

What are you all trying to find???

[thegovernmentcansuckmydick]

A way to bring him back

[scruffyturtles]

Action blockbusters of some of my favorite video game girls~

[rjn1707]

Winter: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Winter: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Druid: I am the Druid and I speak for the trees.

Sorcerer: What do they say?

Druid: 'Fuck you.'

[emmyrussum]

Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988) Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things (2016)

Stop adding stupid fucking photos to this post!!!

[kellyhopkinsvillegoblin]

[doctorslippery]

127551 views and 2809 votes on Imgur

So this is a cheat-sheet I’ve made for personal use to just have an overview over all the basic D&D rules. The first page covers most of the text rules. The color divides the sections more or less from one another.

The second page covers most of the important tables and stats, that you’ll probably need through the game. Hope you like it and find some use for this! Cheers.

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

SUPER handy! I might use this for the kiddos in my beginner d&d camp this summer!

[monstrous-ideas]

I should print those out for players

[willowwickertop]

Fuck my players I need this