Seercayder

I'm a welshie weirdo | Dino-enthusiast | A sorta-artist | 20 year old gal | Vulture | An avid Shigaraki-stan | uuuh sometimes I ramble BNHA or Genshin

[beardedmrbean]

[boingo]

[sidekick-remade]

listen

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 10th of may, 2018.

[trickstertime]

[draintheblood]

imagine if aliens found the dead body of a human being exploded in the vacuum of space and they started making fun of the mutilated corpse calling it “splatter alien” and saying it was the ugliest alien in the whole galexy. and then made stuffed animals of it to sell to their alien kids. that’s what happened on this planet to the blob fish

[druidquest]

words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend

[t-auto]

[were-ralph]

[mymycorrhizae]

The Boys parody of the Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial

[marisatomay]

i do think it’s interesting that in less than a decade after reviving both the jurassic park movies and star wars franchises, universal and disney, respectively, have fucked up what could have been never-ending theatrical cash cows to the point where the jurassic franchise is ending in critical disgrace and star wars has been relegated almost exclusively to disney’s streaming platform. how badly do you have to fumble bags that are mostly just “people and aliens in a far off galaxy and space” and “dinosaurs! what would happen if dinosaurs?” that the franchises became so devoid of any redeemable value that people are eh about seeing a cultural icon like darth vader wield his lightsaber or a website like rotten tomatoes, which grades on a heavy curve, especially for nostalgic projects, has your film at a 37% critical favorability and is being accused of making dinosaurs “uncool”. it’s fascinating. i hope the bubble bursts for marvel next.

[ayeforscotland]

STEM students freak me out because I once had to listen to some software developer gleefully tell me about a project he was working on that would force people to watch adverts by using the phone’s camera to detect when users were looking at the screen and would pause if you looked away.

And, for some reason, he didn’t consider this to be utterly evil.

[unicornandworkersrightsdefender]

That's techbros, not stem students. One is fascists, one is furries. Please learn to tell the difference.

[ayeforscotland]

[kaelio]

[bogleech]

As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol

[gay-jesus-probably]

I’m physically unable to take 9/11 seriously, entirely because my grade 9 english teacher was bizarrely obsessed with it. We basically had an entire unit on 9/11. We watched that documentary from those students that were doing a documentary of firefighters and wound up getting the only footage of the first plane hitting. We did a novel study of a book about some kid being in one of the towers for take your kid to work day and him and his dad squeezing past the wreckage of the plane to escape in time. We watched that Nic Cage movie of him being a firefighter during 9/11 that gets stuck in an elevator shaft when the place collapses. I am dead fucking serious, we had to make up fictional people that died in the attack, write an obituary for our 9/11sona’s, and then write and deliver a eulogy as their grief-stricken parent. At one point in the unit the teacher clarified that she hadn’t personally lost anyone to the attack, nor was she anywhere near New York when it happened. She never bothered to ask if any of us had actually lost someone in the attack, which kind of seems like a thing you should do before making us invent fictional victims to give eulogies for. The unit began with her demanding to know where we all were on the day of the attack and what we remembered, and she started crying when we told her that 1. we were two years old at the time and couldn’t remember shit fuck, the closest thing was one of the older kids kind of thought they remembered being very confused at adults freaking out over the TV but that could have been literally anything, and so this meant that 2. we were the last class she would ever teach that could possibly remember 9/11. Probably didn’t help that someone pointed out that we were the class born in 1999, so in two years she’d have students that hadn’t even been born during 9/11. That may have contributed to the teacher crying over the whole thing.

We’re Canadian.

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[dangnabbitsonnyjim]

[personification-of-anxiety]

[dankxsinatra]

[bixy]

Totally ruined my morning reading about tea bags and microplastics but at least I know now and I'm gonna switch to loose leaf. Posting this incase others didn't know! Cause I know I didn't

[errantscience]

This comic shows what it’s like to browse literally any website these days

[nutsacktorturer]

Victorian doctors: put this opium and cocaine directly into your pussy. also you need an orgasm

Modern doctors: i know PCOS runs in your family and you have every single symptom but you’re making it up. have some zoloft

[shittymoviedetails]

What the speed force does to a mf

[shoku-and-awe]

South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

[sylren13]

[seercayder]

I got very embarrassed the other day whilst watching the final episode of Prehistoric Planet with my dad, bc I saw the massive giraffe-sized pterosaur and shouted “Queztalcoatlus”, when, it was in fact a Hatzegopteryx...