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@andidrawin
siri, activate my sharingan
I love our crackhead fam
kai: so, I MEANT to say “oh crap, i left my phone in the car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh crap, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but i caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was:
kai: “ah my fart cone”
kai: so yeah,
i feel like i shouldnt be this happy but i kinda am
@wa3ng i shouldn’t be laughing so hard but here i am i’m still laughing
you really out here, in MY house, pissing on MY persian rug and making me cry with your tags, absolute shame, i love it.
HueningKai: Soobin hyung and Yeonjun hyung always say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth.
HueningKai: Apparently neither of them have ever been in Taehyun’s arms.
Soobin: Of course we’ve never been in Taehyun’s arms! He’s terrifying!
Yeonjun: I brushed against him accidentally once and he pulled out a switchblade.
it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room
by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human
@adipemdragon
this is what her room looks like on a good day
note how even the hardcovers arent safe
You don’t think anyone will enter the room until you start doing something you’re not supposed to be doing.
kai: [sneaking back into the dorms at 3 am]
soobin, turning around in his chair: and just where have you been?
kai, panicking: uhh, i was with taehyun
taehyun, also turning around in his chair: try again
He was with me don’t worry guys, we just went to a pc cafe 👌
gdhsf so he went out at 12 am to play at a pc cafe with u, fair enough
kai: i hate it when teachers put a question mark on answers in an exam like yea karen i don’t know either
soobin: i have dibs
soobin: do you respect dibs?
yeonjun, scoffing: i’m not a barbarian
taehyun: hey what’s up with soobin?
beomgyu: he’s rewatching sailor moon and the nostalgia is making him cry
apparently ravens are associated with death and prophecy because they’re very intelligent birds and back in the day they learned p quick that large groups of men marching meant imminent corpses to feed on so they would follow armies and i think that’s v metal
To ravens, large groups of men marching were an omen of free food.
“Look, there goes a buffet. We should follow them.”
i cannot stop thinking about this
People who made science fiction movies in the 70s - 90s really had high hopes for us
bangtan with their txt hoobaes! (redbubble)
I just needed an excuse to draw them being cute I’m sorry for the cheese
I still believe that Jessie slaughter was a test from god and we all failed