andie schoen music guy

singer songwriter i guess. ♉︎☉ ♌︎☾ ♌︎⤉ he/him 23

[andieschoen]

i would literally rather kill myself than:

-call myself a “tme”

-use gen ai for any purpose

-support isr*el

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

favorite word?

Um Greg Universe

[vicholas]

Some people get really offended about being called "talented" because they think people use it to say "I think you do this without effort and you were born naturally good at it" and honestly that attitude against the word feels pretty pedantic because most people who use the word "talented" as a compliment don't mean that, they mean "you are really good at this". It's fine.

[andieschoen]

you know you got enough sleep when you suddenly hate this app and everyone on it

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[andieschoen]

well okay i just watched the latest john oliver and i am sad the old version of the new college sounds literally fantastic “i want to go to there” - liz lemon

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

its literally not natural to be sexually attracted to someone

[plague-cure]

Wtf is this shit on my feed bro this better be satire

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

everything you see on tumblr is serious and if you didnt know that ur not supposed to be here

[unimpressiveboyfriend]

@/hungryflatworm for your trf blocklist

[cornona]

@/triple-trans for your trf blocklist too

[cornona]

and @/cinnamonmaxxing

[cornona]

also @/des-pascito

[cornona]

@/gettingintoknives, @/butch-garfield, @/doe-eyed-disaster, @/truecorvid, @/un-in-particular

[cornona]

@/boywithawomb

[unimpressiveboyfriend]

@/autismking

[unimpressiveboyfriend]

@/jeeb-is-okay

[unimpressiveboyfriend]

@/crossingbranches, @/100percentangusqueef

[cornona]

@/caseyuptobat

[unimpressiveboyfriend]

@/foxboytail

[idlelizard]

silly salt cellar

[andieschoen]

oh mygod out of pure chance ur blog showed up on my feed!! i love your music dude! i found it by pure chance and ive been listening ever since!!

WOAHA thank u !!!!! tbh i have no idea how anyone finds my music bc advertising makes me want to disembowel myself so i think ur in good company w ppl who find me by pure chance lol :))

[andieschoen]

i used to think gopher was a slur for groundhog

[crippled-peeper]

I don’t want to survive off the generosity of strangers for the rest of my life I want a functioning social safety net for disabled people

[mapleduffle]

pride month is so annoying like ughhh i have to get up and pretend im excited to be gay every day

[dogpuppy]