Thinkinge about this tiktok
[autotuned] so i go to college and i have the wooorst job on campus. i’m an RA ON CAMPUS and one time at 4:30 in the morning, i get a knock on my door. and someone says to me “there’s a kid dead in the bathroom” and i said “dead in the bathroom?” and he goes “DEAD IN THE BATHROOM” and i said “oh my god” so i walk down the hall and they show me this kid and he looks like he’s DEAD IN THE BATHROOM and so i called the cops and said hey there’s a kid DEAD IN THE BATHROOM
and the cops show up and then the kid wakes up and he starts ~throwing up violently! all over the place!~ and the cop says “we should call an ambulance” and then the kid says “DON’T CALL THE AMBULANCE” and i said “WE SHOULD REALLY CALL THE AM-BU-LANCE”
…… and we didn’t call the ambulance
[extremely quietly] and then the kid gets into a fight with the cop and the cop gives him a hearing notice and then the kid
[deep sigh] TEARS UP THE HEARING NOTICE IN FROOOOONT OF THE COP
……and this happened at 4:30 in the morning
That’s just…what it’s like to live on campus
This is unfortunately accurate for RA's












