Scribbler's Rant

[a-list-of-moods]

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

[clatterbane]

[bladester]

[firelord-boomerang]

Zuko having a connection to the spirit world but instead of it being something deep and profound, it’s just because he spent three years pre-finding the avatar running towards the first weird magical shit he saw.

[firelord-boomerang]

Aang and Zuko journey to the Spirit World.

The Spirits: Oh look, the avatar.

The Spirits when they see Zuko: AND HE BROUGHT ZUKO WITH HIM! GUYS ZUKO’S BACK!!! EVERYONE HE’S HERE!!! ZUKO YOU BASTARD HOW ARE YOU?!

[roach-works]

iroh’s connection to the spirit world is one of sober mutual respect

zuko is the spirits’ equivalent of that one racoon who just hangs out inside a gas station on top of the slurpee machine so persistently that he’s given a namebadge and an employee cubby in the break room

[yuumei-art]

Moon Phase Boba 🌒 🌓 🌔 🌕 🌖 🌗 🌘Cosmic Tapioca ⭐🌟✨the challenge is sucking up the moon pearls in the right order~

[only-tiktoks]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unmute

[cipheramnesia]

You only need to know one thing: meow.

[halorvic]

Kicking off the year with a zzz…

[thecollectibles]

Wonder Woman Variant Covers by Will Murai

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Diana being a Disney Princess here :D

[blumineck]

The crossover that literally nobody asked for...

[schnilf]

this is not the most relevant of all the criticisms I have but it is the most amusing

[highlandvalley]

どいてくれないネコ https://twitter.com/kyuryuZ/status/1273812918467887104

[hashtagleh]

Idk what the captions and speech bubbles say but I still completely understood everything and I have determined that a valid point has been made

[the-great-middle-earth-read]

I kind of want to see a goose scream at a Ringwraith now...

[incognitomoustache]

I'm not very funny, but here you go:

[lotrreactionmemes]

It’s a beautiful day in the Shire and you are a horrible heroic goose

[akindplace]

Purr.in.ink

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[the-absolute-worst]

I wanna hear the double flute too >:-(

[nezdanyu]

https://www.tiktok.com/@lumira_/video/7040116230132419846

Also:

[the-absolute-worst]

Thank you for the magnificent contribution to this post. They are both incredible.

[lesbianmarth]

top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc

[hiddency]

[zsweber-studios]

Meanwhile, Ghetsis—who is an antagonist who pretends to be an advocate for Pokemon rights—faces off against you with an under-leveled Hydreigon, which in the canon lore of the series only happens when someone forces evolution early, and that Hydreigon uses a full-power Frustration in B2W2, suggesting that it absolutely loathes Ghetsis.

[horror-horo-hollow]

For any non-pokemon players:

In pokemon games, there’s a hidden stat called friendship, which maxes out at 255 points; there are two (major) moves that are affected by this:

Return, which gets stronger the higher a pokemon’s friendship stat is, capping at 102 base power with 255 friendship (for context, hyper beam has a base power of 150)

And frustration, which does the opposite, getting stronger the lower a pokemon’s friendship stat is, capping out at 102 base power when the pokemon is at 0 friendship

The EXTRA fucked up thing is, almost NO pokemon has a base friendship of 0. The only pokemon that do are legendary pokemon and buneary. So Ghetsis actively lowered his Hydreigon’s friendship, and the only way to do that in-game is to let your pokemon faint often without using healing items on them

In other words Ghetsis is a major cunt

[trekfaerie]

wh

what’s up with buneary???

[bramblepatch]

Buneary fucking hates you by default. It’s also another friendship-dependent evolution line.

[valley-o]

for others who are clueless in the poking men, this is the tiny bunny that fucking hates you

[alecto-class-nhp-nue]

Bunneary hates your guts with the force of Gods

[gotham-exclusive]

Full credit to the creator @ ThePandaRedd on TikTok for this fantastic video he created

Jason and Damian’s dynamic is hilarious

[babydotcom]

imagine you are fifteen years old taking your little sister to the grocery store because your dad is busy and your grandmother is old and you need food. as you turn a corner you accidentally ram your shopping cart into God with a capital G and he promises to show you the world you’ve never seen from inside the ten square miles of your hometown in exchange for your company. you hate the risk but your demigod sister has untapped potential and an unrelenting determination to get ghost, so you follow God with a capital G through heaven and hell and back. God with a capital G is twelve and wiser than even your grandmother and treats everything like a game and he’s your brother now and suddenly you would (and have and will) kill and die for him. your first love becomes a different god and you add her name to the list of things (your childhood, your vulnerability, your parents, your safety) you don’t have the time to grieve right now (or ever) and you become a man on foreign soil and your dad isn’t there to see it. you are fifteen and God with a capital G’s best friend and your little sister– sisters, now– are the most powerful demigods on the planet and you are the only one keeping three divine tweens focused on saving the world and you are still not allowed to say fuck.

[gay-jesus-probably]

i’m not proud of how long it took me to figure out that this was talking about ATLA

[pocketss]

lost in the moss