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fuckrozanov

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

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HEATED RIVALRY 1.06 | "The Cottage"

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Harris do his best as always

russianblush

ILYA ROZANOV APPRECIATION WEEK — day three: favorite quote

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blah blah blah ilya and shane fucking bare and shane just mumbling "i love you" because he's lost all sense of the english and quebecois dictionary pls walk with me here

Shane and Ilya are fucking - duh - and like Ilya has Shane's legs up around his shoulders and Ilya's in this push up position where he's able to hold Shane's hands and he's just PLOWING into him. And we all know that Shane gets all breathy and his eyes get all fluttery and his cheeks are red because he's panting so hard. And Ilya's fucking him so good, keeps saying like "Love how you feel around me, kotik" "you take it like such a champion" "my good boy" and shane is just doin his lil ah ah ahs because it feels so fucking good and he can't think of any words so he just blurts out "i love you." And he says it in this cute little breathy whisper and when Ilya doesnt respond right away he says it again. Ilya, of course, starts fucking into him harder and he's panting and making that one face where its taking everything in him not to make noise and finally he's like "say it again." So shane complies and is like "fuck, i love you. I love you so much, Ilya." And Ilya who is so greedy to hear those words just says "again" and he's jackrabbiting his hips and he's grasping Shane's hands like he's going to die if he lets go and Shane just has his eyes closed and his head back and his chest heaving and is crying out "i love you. God, i love you, ilya. Fuck fuck fuck im gonna cum, i love you so much." And when he finally cums, of course untouched because Ilya's dick is that magical to him, he's like whining and his head is thrashing around and hes just sayinf "iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou ilya i love you." And Ilya cums maybe harder than he ever has, his face scrunching and he's pulling Shane's hips up and into his soooooo hard and he's pulsing in Shane's hole and he can feel cum leak out with every tiny thrust he manages to force himself to keep going. And Ilya is like "mmmmmShanefuckiloveyou" and shane is all breathy still and this big smile on his face and his eyes are closed and he whispers "say it again" and so ilya does and shane says "say it in russian" and when ilya says "ya tebya lyublyu" he can feel Shane's hole clenching around him like the strongest vice in the world and Shane just lets out a lil "mmmmm" because he's all warm and fuzzy and he just feels so floaty and so good and so in love and he loves that ilya loves him. And this is all to say that theyve been married for like years at this point and this is like a multi weekly occurrence. Its just so sexy to them that they're in love and that they can say it.

what-even-is-thiss

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

thebeautifulcomics

Here (1989) by Richard mcguire (raw magazine)

paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

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comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

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shrekhollander

Jade Pike: *Hayden, Shane and Jackie are inside the house getting food and Ilya is outside with the Pike kids and Anya* Uncle Shane, Uncle Ilya had an accident in the car... Ruby is helping him.

Shane and Hayden: *They get super concerned and get outside fast af because Ilya was showing off his Porsche to the kids, they immediately head out to see what happened*

Ilya: *Is stuck inside this thing*