Boat Loads of Shane

Get a load of this guy. He thinks he's special cuz he likes "Heated Rivalry"? Haha yeah. Whatever dude. - i had to put this shit somewhere, okay? (syd - he/they - 20s)

[sheheatedonmyrivalry]

Just know if I reblog something not directly heated rivalry, it is because it’s actually severely also still about heated rivalry and I’m not tagging it because I don’t wanna be that guy that tags everything with #hisblorbos

You just simply have to guess who I mean it about

[haasthoughts]

have you heard of ao3? just wondering

who are you the police?

[haasthoughts]

puck, suck, and fuck in that order am i right

[gaynehollander]

I do think Cliff was very proud of Ilya for pulling Shane motherfucking Hollander when he found out. I do also think we was very confused about Ilya suddenly having gone gay. He didn't have a problem with it, he just didn't see it coming, and he's not really sure how to act around him the first time he they hang out together, just the two of them, after the leak.

He wants to show Ilya that he's good with him - that he can be his gay self around him - so the first time they meet up, Cliff suggests they go shopping. Ilya's a little confused. He and Cliff have never gone shopping together and, though it could be fun, he's not really feeling up for a full outing. Cliff then suggests brunch and, when Ilya shoots that down too, he asks if Ottawa has any gay bars they could go to. Although the idea of watching Cliff get hit on by guys all night is vaguely tempting, Ilya suggests they just meet at home and play some video games.

Cliff feels a little disappointed Ilya isn't ready to share his gay side with him but he gets it. He knows how the hockey culture is and maybe he just needs to show Ilya he's a proper ally and then he'll let himself be his gayest self.

Throughout their hang, he keeps trying to subtly show Ilya that he's safe around him. He talks about the latest season of Drag Race, he asks him who's his favourite Will and Grace character and says he likes Jack the most, he asks who his favourite pop diva is and tells him he thinks Beyoncé is rad. Ilya doesn't seem to take the hint though. Apparently he isn't watching the latest Drag Race season, he doesn't know who his favourite Will and Grace character is and he tells Cliff he already knows Ilya's more of a rap guy but Beyoncé's cool. He prefers Megan Thee Stallion, though.

When Ilya brings out a couple of beers for them, Cliff carefully tells Ilya that if he wants a White Claw or something instead, then that's okay. Apparently, that's Ilya's breaking point and he goes off like, "Cliff, I'm the same fucking person I was, okay? I still like the same stuff. The only thing I didn't share is that I also like fucking men. I drink beer. I drink vodka. Shane and I play video games, we watch hockey, we watch rugby, we work out together." Cliff is a little confused, "and then you fuck?" "Yes, Marley, and then we fuck. Do you have a problem with that?" And all Cliff can say is, "that sounds pretty awesome." And it really does. If what Ilya's saying is true, it sounds like being gay is just like having a best bro who also makes you cum. That sounds like a fucking dream, to be honest.

[emtmercy]

My insane friend Ryan ❤️

[twirlingfreckles]

Ilya: you look really familiar… don’t I know you from somewhere?

Franco Lo Presti as the Immortal “Coach Weibe” wearing a fake mustache: no… definitely not

Franco Lo Presti as the Immortal “Coach Weibe” wearing a fake mustache: but you remind me of my closeted bisexual situationship. from, uh, college.

[swagsmeister]

rookie and his captain

[bitchass97]

I’d love to see Cliff Marlow come to the Cens for the vibes. Like idc how he gets there, he’s here now. I feel like he’d be really close with Wyatt and Bood (maybe also fanon Dykstra, idk I could seem them both going camping or something). Ilya would be thrilled of course, but Shane might be hesitant until Cliff decks a guy for looking at him sideways. He then sees the merit in having an attack dog that isn’t Ilya

This is me pushing my Marlow x Hollander x Rozanov agenda if that wasn’t clear

[sailermoon]

james baldwin was so right when he said “the children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

the troyment nexus

[tothecottage]

this fucking gifffnfjddnndnd

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

fic planning be like:

[rozanovshane]

some myshane ocd behaviours for you:

checking the stove/doors/windows before leaving the house and before bed

rewatching the footage from their doorbell camera to double/triple/quadruple check and reassure himself that he locked the door

making sure to say “goodnight, i love you” to ilya and anya every night

checking all social media and texting apps before bed to make sure he didn’t accidentally post a nude or something offensive

[shaneposting]

thinking about shane who always has to make sure the last thing he says to ilya before he leaves/goes to sleep/hangs up/etc is ‘i love you’ in case something happens to him. and then something very nearly fucking does happen to him bc he’s involved in the whole plane crash near miss :(

[shaneposting]

@rozanovshane these tags are diabolical (affectionate but also i’m frowning sadly. my shanebug…)

[actuallysara]

Edvin Ryding on Instagram | August 13, 2026

[russianblush]

like father like son

[anonymouslyel]

harris made the mistake of asking luca his top 3 teammates he'd think would help him in a heartbeat when he's having troubles for one of their social media content because its been a week since that video was posted and the centaurs are still talking about it, some are actually sulking.

luca actually had to put out a disclaimer and say "this is just for entertainment okay?nno need to be sulking or whatever!" but it doesnt work because wyatt is celebrating that he's the top 1, zane is top 2 but he's still in disbelief and had to ask luca the reason why he's second, and shane is top 3 and he says he's happy with his rank so he spends his time holding it above ilya.

ilya sulks big time. he mentions it everytime he has the chance to talk about it.

in interviews he's asked about luca's performance and he praises luca but tacks on at the end "but my praises does not matter. i am not even in rank 3 for our luca. is okay, i understand, i would like to know my rank though. i hope luca knows i will move mountains in a heartbeat for him when he needs help. but, you know, is okay."

holmberg, lapointe, and young appears nonchalant but chouinard posts a photo of them three watching the luca clip and young's like "i dont care!!! skip that explanation!!" and holmberg's like "call luca, i need to talk to him right the fuck now" and lapointe's like "hey guys be mature okay that's how luca sees us" and holmberg and youngs actually attacks him.

fans ask about troy's reaction and he gives some mature answer but harris posts a photo of troy and luca's message chain:

troy: hey man, just checking in. you know you can come to me when you're having a hard time right?

luca: yeah of course i know that

troy: alright, thats great!

troy: so what rank am i then?

luca: oh my god

[bambicoded]