i think often about how if rose landry never called shane out on being gay he probably would have just. stayed with her. like maybe forever. like rose wasn’t going to be the girl to stick around, but maybe if shane got involved with some other woman with a busy schedule and a low bar for satisfying sex shane would be able to brush his hands off and say well great now i never have to think about that big huge massive elephant thats taking up all the oxygen in the room. he’d think like well porn stars don’t truly love each other and theyre able to fuck and cum just fine so i could probably learn how do that. he would be like yeah no don’t worry about why i can only cum when im getting sucked off with my eyes closed really hard. im just like that. definitely not trying to imagine your mouth as the mouth of a 200-pound man i loved once. did i say loved. i mean hated a lot. anyways should we get married?
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