Lock-on Technology

Murray Murphy was born in 17th Century France, which he invented himself in an incident involving industrial strength pop corn. You should talk to this chap, 9/10 Earth Presidents agree.

[loopersum]

THE FOURTH MEMBER: A Team Dark Comic

Here they are, all three pages combined in one easy-to-find post.  Enjoy~

[wastelander997]

I feel like people forget that Toon Link is, canonically, the only Link aside from maybe the original NES one to permanently kill Ganondorf.

Like in all of Toon Link's games (at least the ones following Wind Waker) he never fights Ganon again. He kills him once and for all.

This dumbass

I just find that funny

[hovfire]

he wasn’t even the chosen one or anything he just woke up one day, got his sister kidnapped, made the gods acknowledge him, and killed ganon

[modpix-blog]

Literally searched the entire ocean to put the triforce of courage back together and rebuilt the master sword almost from scratch.

Also side note ganon is the most cunning and dangerous in this game of them all since he, again, got rid of the triforce and master sword before the game even began.

If he didn't kidnap links sister he would have won

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[andorknuckles]

Players as their arm swings down: Pa-

Players as their arm swings up: -per

Players as their arm swings down: sci-

Players as their arm swings up: -ssors

Players as their arm swings down: ROCK!

It’s form and function boiled into one.

Saying “Rock Paper Scissors” is like if we said “Ready... begin!” instead of “Ready... go!” Breaking the part of the line meant to be punchy and immediate across two syllables kill the punchiness and immediacy.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[andorknuckles]

[andorknuckles]

Redeemer of 2020: Water Sausage

[depsidase]

[todayintokyo]

[sorekbekarmi-deactivated2022051]

The full order is actually i a o.

Tick tack toe. (Or bim bam bom, lol)

[andorknuckles]

So what you’re saying is...

It’s Scissors Paper Rock.

[theocseason4]

5A period, honey .

[hiija]

4c & yall better stop lying about liking black coffee

[gifcraft]

[conflictingheart]

A cow catching snowflakes

[alatarielgildaen-deactivated201]

A calf separated from his mother, being raised in a cage for veal, finding fun and stimulation in the only thing available to him

[sebbysheepie]

Actually those are calf hutches. They only stay in those a few weeks. It keeps them away from the main barns and the public so they don’t get illnesses that can be prevented easily. Think of it like a newborn in the maternity ward. And those are all females. So not veal. They will be released back into a large pen when their immune systems are in full working order/. I know. It’s hard to understand farms have reasons for what we do! But keeping the animals alive and healthy is important. And it just takes a little misinformation from people that don’t know anything about animals to make other people confused. This is why you should research your topics before making up stories like this. It really is just that. A calf enjoying catching snowflakes

[nynaeve-almeara]

When you just can’t admit you were wrong and assumed the worst in a situation you know absolutely nothing about.

[lynati]

So, “Actually, that’s misinformation, here’s what’s actually going on” explanations are now a form of “bullying”? Gotcha. …Just because an interaction left you feeling stupid doesn’t mean the other party was bullying you.

[brunhiddensmusings]

“someone pointing out i am clearly and provably wrong? why thats bullying me!”

[andorknuckles]

Characters I have had dreams of being added to Super Smash Brothers:

Abra (as a clone of Mewtwo)

Orbulon (in a reveal trailer that was over 16 minutes long and was just a montage of terrible, awful fake-outs)

Strider Hiryu (Only he used none of his own abilities and was presented as a Soul Calibur representative, even grabbing and tossing away the Soul Edge in his stage entrance)

[andorknuckles]

Final Fantasy bosses be like...

[siegfriedcroes]

Today’s pixel art animation is of a Question Block! I decided to add the 3D spinning animation to make it more interesting.

[andorknuckles]

Ummmm hello there’s Shining Force (well, Shining, not necessarily Force) on my dash and it’s not from the Shining Force specific blog I follow?

Neato.

[birusabi]

Team Black Eagles!

There’s about two more weeks until Three Houses is out, I’m excited!

[andorknuckles]

I decided to put together something that reflects a hypothetical argument for 2019 that got a lot less hypothetical as of today.

[andorknuckles]

I feel like this became relevant again all of a sudden.