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garrettesq :
“I would say about an eleven. But chicks cream over that shit so… your dad of the year award will be in the mail soon.”
“ yeah well think i’d gladly take that any day than be some deadbeat absentee dad or worse; you. least i care about the kid i have, can’t say the same for you now can we. yeah thanks, i’ll make sure to savour it, you don’t look like you’d be getting one of those any time soon. “
xolunajansen :
“I would say those dads are a thousand percent less annoying than the ones who don’t care about their children at all, so you’re doing fine,” Luna smiled. The topic of babies would probably always hurt her, but she was getting better at hiding it. “How old is your baby?”
“ i’ve got to say i agree with you on that one, much rather be a proud dad than not be a dad at all.... i honestly don’t think i can imagine not having her ‘round anymore. i don’t even remember what i did all the time before she came into my life” speaking about her only elicited the most genuine smile he had, he was pretty sure this wasn’t the way he thought things would go when he saw himself having someone dote on him 24/7 but he knew there wasn’t anything that could make him want to take it back. “ She’s about to be 10 months old, I’m just glad I’m part of her life at all. how about you, ever thought about having one of these running around..”
rivervcgel :
“aw, daddy’s turning into a big soft teddy bear,” river feigned a swoon, the tone of his voice growing gentle by the second whilst he playfully poke the other’s chest. “honestly, i don’t know shit about children and their effect since i’m not exactly a father – a daddy to some… maybe – but a father? not really – so, i don’t know how insane amelia must have hypnotized you, but i’d be fucking annoyed if i have to hear about her accomplishments. i’ve had enough of it with nasir when he baby-sits her; i mean, okay i get it, pooping in your pants five times a day’s a real talent. amelia, sweetheart, please i urge you to stop showing off.”
the word coming from his lips of all people was equivalent to listening to someone run their fingernails down a chalkboard, it drove him insane and without a second thought drove a groan from his mouth “ i swear if you keep calling me that i’m going to have to knock the shit out of you river, i’d really like to not think of you or your weird kink when amelia says her first word please.” rolling his eyes he gently pushed back at his chest “ daddy to some? more like to many but you stay that way as long as it’s not to me. what can i say she’s a persuasive 9 month old, bet she could wrap you around her finger. you’re actually pretty soft you know. huh 5 times a day, i’m thinking I shouldn’t trust nasir with her anymore cause i have no idea what the hell your feeding her, probably that shit you guys keep in your house. weird and you wonder why i wanna let your ass rot in jail instead of bailing you out when you talk so kindly about my pride and joy. “
emerywyd :
“asking for a friend, huh?” emery didn’t really sound all that convinced, mostly due to the fact that she’s seen him before around amelia and haven’t seen as good as a parent as him before. her arms were now crossed against her chest, an unwavering cockiness settling in her head as she conjured a good response to him. “i’d tell them that it’s a solid five, right in the middle. i think it honestly really depends on the person you ask.”
“ yeah you really wouldn’t know him so I wouldn’t bother asking but we’re real close” shrugging nonchalantly, a grin emanating from his lip, he was sure he wasn’t fooling anyone but then again he wasn't trying really hard to. he knew he’d seen emery around a few times no doubt she’d caught him with amelia on his hip. chuckling softly as he took her in he nodded slowly as he rose his eyebrows “ genuinely much lower than I thought, but i’m asking you aren’t i? how do you feel about braggy dads. love ‘em or hate ‘em..”
“asking for a friend but out of 1 to 10 how annoying are those dads that talk about their kid and their accomplishments every .2 second like “well becky is a genius because she’s nine months old and she can already clench her hand together so what can your baby do?” and have their instagram dedicated to their love for their child? just curious because i know someone who might be turning into one of those guys...”
bro 1: do you want a protein shake bro? bro 2: nah bro bro 1: why bro? bro 2: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro bro 1: bro.
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what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone
do not cry (amelias dad)
what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone
what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone
can’t help falling in love - elvis presley (bowie’s cover)
my muse’s last text to your muse
bowie ⇉ do not cry (amelias dad): hey, i’m making dinner and i dno if you’ve eaten but you can come over if you’re freebowie ⇉ do not cry (amelias dad): amelias fussy because she’s not being held and thats your fault
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