Stalkers-R-US

Extremely shy and social phobic here, so don't mind me staring at you from a far with my binoculars.

[retrogamingblog]

Gilded Eeveelutions made by Virize

Available as prints here

[fuzzymigglet]

@andijelly

[valdiis]

@pocketfox

[musashi]

i hate when people write out jessie and james’ wedding because it’s never in character. like ok. first of all, james would not be in a fucking tux. james would be in a dress, and jessie would get PISSED that his dress is nicer than hers, and it would be this fucking clusterfuck of them dress shopping and trying to find the perfect dress chemistry where they both look flawless and james is only a notch below jessie in excellence because duh she has to be the star.

their vows would be a variation of the motto, absolutely no question

meowth would be so happy that he accidentally starts evolving and jessie and james break their fucking kiss to B-button him like BUDDY, BUDDY, GROUND YOURSELF CMON YOU DONT WANT THAT before hes like SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK

giovanni would show up at the wedding and shake their hands. “good evening james. you’re fired.” “yes, i know, boss.” “well, enjoy the rest of your night.”

meowth and wobbuffet would drink WAY too much at the reception, obviously the best man and maid of honor, meowth would drunkenly break into tears while he’s giving his speech about how ‘jimmy’s da best, i really owe my life ta that goiy!’ wobbuffet also crying, agreeing with everything he says, so nansu so nansu so nansu.

how do people fuck up the rocket wedding when it’s the easiest thing to imagine

[musashi]

ash and every fucking twerp shows up to it, completely in disbelief but feeling an obligation. every single fucking one of them gifts the trio a different pikachu plushie or other pikachu merch. eventually they have a kid and she runs around in a pikachu onesie that misty bought for jessie years ago.

[literaryreference]

There was a brief but intense period in my misspent youth in which I read a lot of Pokemon fanfiction, and it was always so weird to me that there was a lot of Manly Man James and Delicate Flower Jessie having Serious Romance Novel Adventures with Traditional Gender Roles. This is much better.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

“To protect our hearts from devastation To unite our lives with this celebration To recite long vows about truth and love To fling confetti to the stars above

Team Rocket, get married at the speed of light! Leave presents and cash on the table to the right.”

“Me - me - meow - WAAAAAAAHI’MSOHAPPYFORYOUSEGUYS”

[musashi]

Hi. This is the Best thing I’ve ever read.

[hawk-feathers]

Here he is, in all his cute.

[aishwaryaaraiii]

Teuta Matoshi Duriqi.

[sweeetlikepeach]

wooooooooooooooooooow

[be-blackstar]

Where are these dresses in real life? Literally every gown in stores is a sequin mermaid cut?!?!

[lavenderwaterwitch]

😍😍

[queerascat]

“ACES BELONG AT PRIDE”

a PSA for the naysayers and encouragement for those who need it. mostly the latter rather than the former, but for those who needed the PSA:

you’re welcome.

※ photos taken May 2018 at Tokyo Rainbow Pride. see more at queerascat.com.

[untitled19019]

(( Comic idea I’ve had for a very long time. Ignore the fact that I switched brushes halfway through lmao.

By the way! I never really mentioned this but I have a Ko-fi account! Any support would be fantastic and much appreciated! <3 ))

[everythingfox]

it’s His egg

[draco-the-kitsune]

the sounds

[accapella-songfield-uwu]

JUST LET HIM HAVE THE EGG DAMMIT

[yoozuhbish]

Which Pokémon is this again?

[everythingfox]

Eevee

[de4dbl0g-deactivated20191110]

cryptids of opposing powers

[sodiumqueen]

egg and legg

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Honesty is the first step to recovery. via Shitty_Car_Mods

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

do you think straight people understand what a mammal is

[homosozialismus]

a hundred years of animations have taught us that no

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits on a duck

[arroz-con-yolo]

This has to be one of the funniest bits of internet commentary I’ve ever read

[dirtysecretco]

Cosmo Iridescent Platform Sneakers

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

THE UNDERSTATED HUMOR OF YOUR PERFECTLY PLACED SIGNAGE CANNOT SAVE YOU

[acapelladitty]

[shubbabang]

Patreon | Webtoon

[artwheat]

Adopted ✔️

[retrogamingblog]

Pikachu Eeveeution Sleeping Bag Plushes from the Pokemon Center

[crafts-chicks-and-cats-deactiva]

Making the burgundy dress.

Design, patterns and sewing made by me. The dress is renaissance inspired, with some personal modifications. The whole dress was hand sewn, including the hems. More pictures of it and a tutorial can be found on my blog.  

[thecarvingwitch]

I can’t even begin to express how beautiful this is