[birthdaypigeon]

Happy birthday Queen

[birthdaypigeon]

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

[meladoodle]

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

[tiktokmuseum]

he's doing his job!

[sunsetquotes]

“I used to build dreams about you.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

[biandprobablyhigh223]

[scretladyspider]

Even if you’re monogamous. This is not just for polyamorous people. Your partner is allowed to have fulfilling friendships outside of you. Your partner is allowed to turn to other people to help meet their needs. Demanding that they only come to you is unrealistic, toxic, possessive, and an unhealthy dynamic. The narrative that your partner should get everything from you - and you get everything from them - is a harmful product of bad rom coms. Don’t fall for it.

[animatedamerican]

Absolutely even if you’re monogamous. Maybe especially then.

Your partner should have fulfilling relationships outside of the one they have with you. This isn’t just something you should tolerate, it’s something you should encourage, for your own emotional well-being as well as theirs. If your partner doesn’t want to have any relationships outside of the one they have with you, something is terribly wrong.

[daddys-sluttyy-kitten]

Yesterday: horny

Today: horny

Tomorrow: horny

Next week: horny

Next month: horny

Apocalypse: horny

[phantomrose96]

Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.

Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually” crowd will ooze from their mansplainer holes and I think if you pull that shtick on Twitter someone will use it to win a political argument against you that you weren’t even a part of.

Only on Tumblr can you start a sentence with “well sweaty I have 9 Ph.D. :))” and immediately have the upper hand over any clown trying to reasonably correct you.

[unyanizedcatboys]

smooth sharks holds this website together like atlas holding up the sky

[killerlizardsfromouterspace]

[discordsparkle]

They didn’t make it

[yourbrothershotfriend]

SCREAMING

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Oh god someone help them

[bestof4chan-lel]

[studentlifeproblems]

[lesbianalucard]

every character design can be improved if you give them brown eyes

[lesbianalucard]

think about it - what's more impactful than the absolute love and warmth when you gaze into brown eyes? or the darkness that encompasses them when the person is angry? nothing is.

[ripe]

COLONY OF ANTS CARRYING ME AWAY HELP

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[ditzyalpaca]

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pileofknives]

Mind your own damn business cards

[lesbianshepard]

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

[lesbianshepard]

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

[strawberry-lemonade]

reblog if you think polyamory is valid

i need to prove about 10 thousand points to my parents

[blazesurrender]

I misread “valid” as “invalid” and I was ready to throw hands. I’m glad I reread it to make sure first!

[i-ate-your-kneecaps]

my relationship would get real awkward if i didn’t reblog this

[tschaikovsky]

[barelyup]

Oh my god ❤️

[lilbluemoo]

Absolutely love this

[caffeinatedlanddetective]

Wow.

Please watch this. 

[doeing]

i was a little apprehensive to watch this because it’s four minutes long and i have a short attention span, but within the first 30 seconds i was hooked.

watch this. please, you won’t regret it.

[slythecosmosrunner]

That last line

That fucking last line hit me.

[meara-eldestofthemall]

Stop whatever else you’re doing and watch this. This is an amazing story of the best of humanity amidst the worst mankind is capable of. It’s proof of that one act of kindness can last a lifetime.