That carrot sounds really good
I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it
smooth carrot for your soul
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That carrot sounds really good
I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it
smooth carrot for your soul
Call me Maybe preformed with bottles
> This is actually not terrible and fairly enjoyable.
This is actually really cool and fun and as a flute player I’m vastly impressed.
rachmaninov or rachmaninoff??
tchaikovsky or tschaikowsky?
who knows
Richard Taruskin, in the Oxford History of Western Music, writes “Chaikovsky,” something which I have never seen repeated elsewhere. It is the only thing that he has written in the OHoWM that I immediately reject without looking for further evidence to disprove its existence. @tchaikovsky-official what do you think?
It’s spelt Чайкoвский so you can do whatever you want with it in English.
Chai cow ski
Don’t do that
Not from a piece of music, but a hilarious typo on a notations quiz by my choir director. He was confused out of his mind why we all started laughing and then when we pointed it out he goes “I swear I typed a “P”!!
when it’s the middle of the semester and you have auditions/assignments/applications/performances/memorization checks/and the overwhelming feeling of singer’s self doubt
P.S. that’s why I’ve fallen off the face of this site. Sorry!
When Non- Music majors complain about their schedule
“I have THREE classes today”
Do people really complain about three classes in a day? I ONLY have three classes today, and that’s why Wednesday is my easy day.
Yes they do and its the worst!
Whenever anyone makes a backhanded comment about being a musician
“So what are you going to do for money?”
“Well just hold on to those dreams….”
After Chopin would perform
Girls:
Chopin:
what about liszt?
@1840s-franz-liszt-fangirl yeah what about Liszt?
After Liszt would perform
girls:
Liszt:
my life is now complete
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Someone explain
I’m extremely creeped out and impressed
Pretty much all the people who walk into the music hall who don’t play an instrument
I found this fake paper for my college voice class that I wrote while extremely sleep-deprived.
How I Would Teach a Voice Class
“Hello choir that I am teaching. Welcome to the class that I am teaching as a voice teacher,” I yell at the whiteboard, my back to the students. I turn around. “Ha, that was a funny joke, huh? I am a fun teacher who teaches voice.”
“Today, I would like to use some tips with you, but before you get excited, they are not Q-tips. No, those would be real fun. These tips are about singing. I am a voice teacher, you see. “
“Tip number one is always sing like your throat is a cheese grater and your audience is the cheese. I just made that up right now, but I think you get the point. Now, I would like to speak about posture. Make sure that you stand up like a puppet master is holding strings that are attached to your body as well as your soul and that the strings are really tight. If your limbs pop off and fly into the sky, that is okay.”
“Next, to get from your speaking voice to your singing voice, we will perform the ancient ritual of ‘q-x.’ Just say ‘q-x’ until we summon something to sing about. You should improve your speech in general by speaking real English instead of that hood-rat shit you teens use these days—oh, excuse my French, I meant gangster, not hood-rat.”
“Assess yourself by asking whether Paula Abdul would have anything nice to say to you. Because you have to be really awful to disappoint her. You can also make a recording or yourself singing. Be sure to play a Nickelback song while you play back the recording. There is no reason for this; I just like fun.”
“Voice care is important for voice singing in voice class that I am teaching. Make sure that you smoke cigarettes to keep up with your hipster aesthetic because that’s how you actually make it in the music industry tbh. Furthermore you should not scream a lot,” I begin to trail off and stare into the distance. “Unless, of course, you wrestle with terror flashbacks from the war and wake screaming from your uneasy sleep at night.”
“Anyway, we need to have warm vocal muscles before using our voices in voice class. Make sure you relax your muscles. Now, we will all take turns swallowing fire. Nice and warm.”
“Keeping an open throat is important because… wait that’s dumb; none of us are being strangled right now so we all have open throats. I’m gonna skip that part of the lesson for obvious reasons.”
“A lot of singers like to lock their bodies. Keys are important for locks and also locksmiths. Sometimes you can shoot a lock off of a treasure chest with a gun or maybe plyers. If you encounter an electronic security system you should run away because the police are coming. They’re coming and you can’t hide. If they figure out you’ve broken into your wife’s house again you are going to prison and orange is not your color and also you still don’t understand the joke about dropping soap.”
“Sometimes I just like talking and imagining what it sounds like.”
“Males and females have different voices. That’s why males usually win American Idol; it’s not because the majority of people watching are lonely women.”
“Learning songs is a myth. Nobody actually does it. That’s why pop songs are repetitive and don’t make sense. Celebrities make them up. We are actually living in a matrix where our brains make up all of the words we think we hear. We are hearing nothing. Music doesn’t exist. This is inception and we need to die to wake up. That is why I set this building on fire so we can all be together again. As a family.
“Welcome to voice class. I am a voice teacher who teaches voice.”
Sometimes I like to imagine classical composers with sassy t-shirts
For example
Chopin:
Mozart:
Brahms:
Shostakovich:
Bach:
Liszt:
Mahler:
Mussorgsky:
Beethoven:
Stravinsky:
John Cage:
My friend Nick decided to play trombone with the sustain pedal down on the piano. This is the result! Listen to those overtones!
Vocal Masterclasses: Opera/Classical Edition
I created this list for those of you that spend all their free time geeking out over master classes on YouTube. This is something that I will continue adding to over time. Enjoy!
Joyce DiDonato
Carnegie Hall
More Carnegie Hall
Guildhall School of Music
Royal Opera House
Juilliard
Shepherd School of Music
Renée Fleming
ESCM
Juilliard
Guildhall School of Music
University of Oxford
Shepherd School of Music
Harvard
More Harvard
Even More Harvard
Aspen Summer Music Festival
American Voices Symposium
Thomas Hampson
Manhattan School of Music
Juilliard
San Fransisco Conservatory of Music
Lied Akademie
More Lied Akademie
NATS
Kiri Te Kanawa
RSMI
RWCMD
Met Opera/BBC Documentary
Teatro Colón
Barbara Bonney
Amateur Singers
Quando me’n vo’
Unknown
Placido Domingo
Philadelphia
NH and Japan
L’anima ho stanca
Gerald Finley
Royal College of Music
Guildhall School of Music
Marilyn Horne
Music Academy of the West
More Music Academy of the West
CMIM
New England Conservatory
Carnegie Hall
More Carnegie Hall
Even More Carnegie Hall
Denyce Graves
Boston University
Opera Carolina
New England Conservatory
Peabody Conservatory
Harrower Opera Workshop
Keith Miller
U of Central Florida
Gwyneth Jones
Royal Opera House
Grace Bumbry
Boston University
Going into your GE classes:
Going into your Music classes:
Going into your Studio class:
When the chord resolves
when you think it resolves but then it goes back to the dominant and keeps doing it over and over again.
when you think it’s going to resolve for about 5 minutes then it reaches an interrupted cadence at mezzopiano
When they decide to hit you with a deceptive cadence
tag urself I’m deceptive cadence
Tips I Learned at the 54th Annual NATS Conference: Casting in L.A., Chicago, and NYC
I was fortunate enough to attend a session with Bob Garrett (actor and vocal coach in LA), Lindsay Levine (casting director in NYC), and Dawn Gray (agent in Chicago). Here are some tips I thought were very useful:
Know what your goals are. Is your dream to make a living in theatre? To have big roles? To live in NYC? Going to NYC isn’t the end all be all to having a successful career. If your dream is to have a certain variety of starring roles, it’s beneficial to stay in a smaller market.
You can do absolutely everything right in an audition but be just a little too tall, and that’s the one small defining thing that stood in your way. You can only control what you do, so don’t obsess over why you didn’t land a role.
If you want to go into musical theatre, you really must learn at least a little dancing, even if you’re a superb singer and/or actor. However, this can depend on the area. Dawn Gray said that if you’re a great singer in Chicago, you can get work in theatre.
Bob Garrett emphasized on the importance of risk and personalization. Taking risks in an audition setting can be a disaster, but it can also land you the job. It is necessary that you personalize a piece.
On audition songs: keep in mind, if I can research this role and discover that it’s good for me and I’m good for it, can I find a song that isn’t overdone and has the same emotional content?
One of the biggest issues with young actors seeking jobs is that they aren’t used to constantly auditioning and are really just bad at it.
You don’t necessarily have to go to NYC to be seen by a NYC casting director. They tend to go to L.A. and Chicago.
Casting directors notice when you’re back and auditioning again and again. They will keep that in mind (which is a good thing!) Don’t give up.
It’s okay to “surprise” in an audition room. Don’t riff and run all over the place and wreck the melody, but changing maybe one note at the end could make you stand out.
If you’re singing a song about discovery, don’t show that you know the outcome while you sing the song.
Yes, really follow the rules when it comes to 16-32 bars. They see so many people a day.
In an educational setting, we tend to focus on what obstacle the character is facing, what problem they must overcome, etc. To Lindsay Levine, she said that she really looks for an actor that can bring hope to a character. Don’t play the problem. Play the person that still has hope and desire.
One of THE biggest mistakes in an audition is trying to show the extremities of your range. Really, just sing something that showcases you and your voice well. Don’t try to show off.
On resumes: understand there’s not a lot you can do about it – really, just write down what you’ve done; if you’re coming in classical to MT, not every casting director knows the terminology so don’t over-explain; don’t say you have basic anything (i.e. basic piano skills) under special skills, esp. if you aren’t really able to deliver that service; Sell the best you. Not just everything you do; there is debate over listing professional small roles you’ve done vs. interesting, bigger educational roles you’ve done first on your resume but in the end it doesn’t matter that much
On appearances in casting: understand that they aren’t thinking of casting you in an educational way. Maybe they think you have so much potential and you would grow from this experience and do it well, but they’re looking for someone who can deliver in this very specific way in a very specific show. It’s also about being comfortable in who you are. The opportunities will be affected by what you look like, but you still have opportunities (and you can write material for yourself!) Additionally, focus on your “type” and embrace the umbrella you live under.
A lot of the time your accompanist is also a music director, so if they’re looking through your book, make sure you pick songs you’re excited and ready to sing because they may just ask for it.
If you love a show and feel that the role fits you, go ahead and learn the score and study the script and keep an eye out on productions.