Petals of a Wallflower

Andrew. 23. Tired. IG: Andrew.rn

[chaosandstardust]

Ah, memories

[meangirlnurse]

California nurse dies by suicide, and nurses respond: “We went from health care heroes to sacrificial lambs”

Nurses describe dangerous short staffing, lack of access to mental health services and a culture of abuse where all aspects of care are determined according to profit.

[radio-charlie]

[…]

[andrewiam]

Yay!!! You're up. I miss you. Xoxoxox

👀

[andrewiam]

Hey you up?

This was from like a month ago.. But yeah I'm up 😔

[abrakophile]

[adulthoodisokay]

it’s post like these, y'all.

[andrewiam]

You still active on here?

Not really. Now that we're all grown up no one is posting personal, emotional text posts anymore. Plus all the porn is gone or more annoying to find. I only scroll if I've run out of reddit content

[andrewiam]

Looking under your pretty boys tag there is no pics of you, just saying

You'll find selfies under the #me tag.

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[homofied]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[itspatrick-deactivated20241021]

Exhausted and in need of a massage tbh.

[gender-critical-appspot]

“Let him die” spaketh the rabbis.

[ahsadler]

entitled dude: i’m gonna die if i don’t have sex with this woman

his doctors: no really he’ll die

rabbis:

[sadclowncentral]

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

[sadclowncentral]

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

[sadclowncentral]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[theaxonthatsaltered]

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

[insertcommonnoun]

toilet punger

[alfredo-zauce]

I’m fucking DYING

[9ofspades]

Acorn. 

[they-call-me-ren]

[andrewiam]

Getting dicked down by the bf after two weeks of no anal and I couldn't be more excited 😩😩

[downfalldestiny]

Listen 🌧️ !.

[pocketgameboy]

I could use some 💪 luck

[keiths-dolls]

look at him!

[cordyceps-sapiens]

We want to luck 💪💪 you up

[gay-irl]

gay irl