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hunting for something “new” (id in alt)

squatsnstuff-deactivated2022071

I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

"omg digital footprint!!! what if ur future employers find ur tumblr??"

if my employers find my tumblr that means they WENT onto tumblr specifically to find it because i have external searches turned off

dykonicdiva

“i asked ai” well i asked a femme lesbian because they know all the secrets of the universe and are never wrong

venusflytrappa

Can’t drive for shit femme x Butch that drives them everywhere

raccoonmilf

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

raccoonmilf

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

androgynoise

no way this is how i found out what the fuck

im so bad at tone over text its not even funny anymore 😔

i was chatting w/ someone in a server im in and they went "so mean"

"im not trying to be sorry!"

"wdym"

"im not trying to be mean?

"oh. im teasing."

like oh okay well now i feel like an idiot

#i dont like the idea of accidentally being mean #my immediate response is to apologize #🫩#guys i think im stupid

pcktknife

redesign of my old gleep glorp juno :]

how is it that me casually telling my grandma that shipping costs are insane now after i placed a decent cosplay purchase (WITH MY OWN MONEY THAT I'VE BEEN SAVING UP) turns into her saying i dont act like an adult?? because i spent my own money on stuff i wanted??

#gotta love grandparents #rant ig #its just annoying #because ive been really excited to get these cosplays #and i have a con coming up #so i have a reason to now buy them #and now i feel sick #i already have issues with spending anything over $35 dollars for fun things #(also thanks to my grandma)#so this was a pretty big thing for me

lesblackwidow

butch who says things like “gotta get back home to the mrs,” “the wife’s got special plans for us this weekend” when they talk about their femme at work

so, as it turns out; me trying to force myself back in the closet and try to be cis for almost 2 years doesnt work and only made my mental health worse.

shocker.

so offical coming out post i guess?

anyway turns out im still transmasc #themoreyouknow

#none of my friends irl were shocked #coming out?#i guess?#im still a lesbian #just not a cis one #transmasc #transmasc lesbian

starspangledsteeve

“I asked chatgpt–” I’m gonna stop you right there pal because I asked Penelope Garcia and she said you’re a whiny little bitch loser and we’re all laughing at you <3