"Speak on."

I'll save children, but not the British children.

[boltlightning]

Perhaps a career in the theater beckons after all, Inspector. MISS FISHER'S MURDER MYSTERIES (2012–2015) — 1x06 "Ruddy Gore"

[tortoisesshells]

preserving @r-osehips' tags for posterity:

#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST#third gif when he considers getting off on being withholding and then decides it'll be more fun to yes-and her (a lesson he never forgets)!#6th and 7th gif THE EYE CONTACT!!!!!!!#it's just. so good#jack via shakespeare: i am extremely aware at all times that i am horny for you and will only ever become increasingly so#also jack: i will NOT. act on this knowledge. but i will look you dead in the eye while i tell you about it.#phryne: :}#miss fisher's murder mysteries#bolt you are a hero and a scholar for giffing this

[androgynouscardinal]

it's like, yeah, being hopeful and optimistic is nice, but i really should have known my anxiety can find a new way to bring me down when things change, it's the gift that keeps on giving ffs

[modernchemical]

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

[aesfocus]

[anomalousdata]

Varric's skills at roasting Solas have only gotten stronger once he knew the truth. Some of these jabs are immediate fatalities.

[gringolet]

found a perfect hag stone today everyone get so jealous

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[robotmango]

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

[guooey]

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

[guavamandering]

having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

stupid mutuals are enrichment to smart girls. its like having a pet lizard who can lick its own eye ball. we love that shit and will say things like, "fascinating" when u do stuff

[st-hedge]

How spiders look at ur from the drain after u accidentally wash them down— I mean huh? A d(ark) (l)ink for spooky month

[androgynouscardinal]

@stopdrinkingthat

[androgynouscardinal]

It's fine, just no one from that part of my "family" will be on my side. They couldn't do it when I was a kid so why bother starting now🙃🫠

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

[drops-of-universe]

you can call boys “beautiful princess” if you want. its not against the law

[muppetshow2026]

if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time

[oysters-aint-for-me]

fireflies honestly make me cry a little. out of gratitude and wonder. thank goodness we live in a world with bioluminescence. thank goodness we live in a world where it can fly.

[zenaida-auriculata]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[vivienvalentino]

ALMOST FAMOUS 2000, dir. Cameron Crowe