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Cocaine and Minecraft, Nacho García, 2018

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

lamphous

matched set

segamascott

slygirlboy

does anyone remember the maplestory 2 Closed Beta Tester hat

slygirlboy

profeciegirl

minionvoice

You bring me to life just to torture me. Just let me died. Fuck

sandsvendor100

You Exist To Suffer For My Amusement

minionvoice

Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?

Reblog With The Names Of The Four Minions Show Here For A Chance To Win a Trip To DisneyWorld!

zsnes

their names are ass mcdougal dick piece of shit large muscle cock

minionvoice

Just Fuck of..

ambientwitch

pjackk

The DarkAlien is basically a alien that doesnt give a shit about society and does what he fucking whants, whenever he damn pleases. He can murder as easily as he can hit a keybump of lunar crack,but thanksfully to us he loves to chill and doesnt vibe with the man. Hes killed 5,4934 cops using his dropkick and deagle headshot combos. Catch him outside the gas station drinking one of the super strong coffee they make for truckers and eating a hot ass mondo soft cookie with gooey chocolate chips,because the edible he ate 1 hour ago is starting to hit him super hard and he wants take a break from assassinating morons and appreciate the fucking city at this time of night.

offshoreoilrig

Posting crash 1996 references without a drivers license girl you should be sexualizing citi bike/pedestrian accidents

xoxomyah

mikus-sleepiest

nauseapuppy

what,s up guys today where making a big mother fucking sandwich made of eggs and bacon and lettuce and tomatoes and onions and peppers and salami and ham and cheese and mustard and mayo and ketchup and provolone and dirt and mud and clay and ants and crickets and cockroaches and sticks and stones and mud daubers and wasps and bees and spiders and spiderwebs and rocks and grass and gravel and plastic wrappers and empty cans and water bottle

devilishdescent

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

devilishdescent

ugh… my head…

devilishdescent

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.