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[lustcannibalism]

the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week

[buzziightqueer]

rare contribution to shaunahat nation

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[numberonelosermisty]

my official list of Yellowjackets as muscles

Misty- cats. Or be more chill. Spies forever.

The Seussical. Carrie the musical.

Tai- the strange case of Dr Jekyll Mr Hyde.

The producers. West side story. Ordinary days. Fame (the musical)

Shauna- hades town. Anna and the apocalypse. Sweeney Todd the demon barber of Fleet Street.  Little white lies.

Women on the edge of a nervous break down.

Jackie- (frozen) MEAN GIRLS (Her fight with Shauna.) grease. Wicked. The prom. Dirty rotten scoundrels.

Mari- heathers. I don’t need to explain this one. Or 21 chump street. The wild party. Bandstand.

Van- Les Misérables (she likes film history. She’d get it.) 36 questions. Annie. Tootsie.

The mystery of Edwin drood. The theory of relativity.

Melissa- shrek the musical. Kidding. She’s Chicago. For van.  Ride the cyclone. Footloose.

Ben- legally blonde. avenue Q. Pippin. The drowsy chaperone. 35mm.

Gen- a very potter musical. Hairspray. Honk.

Once upon a mattress. 

Lottie-dear Evan Hanson. It’s something she’d do. She could also be phantom of the paradise. Phantom of the opera. Alice by heart.

Lura-Lee- Jesus Christ Superstar or Rocky horror picture show. Nerdy prudes must die.

Cry baby. 

Natalie- Beetle juice. Or Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. 25th annual putuam county spelling bee. Jagged little pill. 

Akilah- any Disney. She’s literally a princess beauty and the beast(thinked up by Mina). Come from far away. 

Travis- a gentleman’s guide to love and murder. Little shop of horrors. Bright star. A Chorus line(he is a follower.) the wiz

Rachel-pipe dream. It’s older often forgotten but very good. [title of show] is the title of the show. 

[fairytwles]

“we need more complex female characters!!” you guys can’t even handle misty quigley…

[shamebats]

Tiktok post by @ fenjaminfranklin (he/him).

[bastardraccooon]

Jackie Taylor did the thing that every teenager wants to do at least once — die after a petty argument so that everyone will feel fucking guilty for the rest of their lives

[kata4a]

try not to imply that vegetables can have redemptive relationships with god???

[glowcowboy]

silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I understand WHY, ethically and practically, you can't just keep whatever animal you want as a pet, but I also think that I, personally, should be allowed to adopt a colossal squid

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

[jojos-birdwatching-adventure]

[dykeselfcest]

idk thinking about how sometimes you have to show up for people you aren't that close to, because sometimes you're just the person who's there. sometimes you invite a new friend to a party and end up having to sit with them through a panic attack. sometimes you run into an acquaintance on their worst day and they need to talk about what happened. sometimes someone is crying in a stairwell and you're the only one around to ask if they're okay. and none of this is "trauma dumping" or whatever the fuck it's just being there for people because you're the one in the room with them.

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[synf3ll-moved]

take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

[halibellecter]

When my aunt died of covid, we had to clean out a lot of stuff that she was saving. Foods she was going to try, she was a great chef, spices she'd never opened or only used sparingly, lotions and bath things she hadn't used. After she died I started making a point of using things up: the good vanilla that has to be imported, that we finally found more of, we'd used barely an ounce before she passed away. Even though we love it. I just got my family new bottles of it for Christmas because we used one up. We enjoyed that happiness. Sometimes I still get the impulse to wait for something special, or awful, to save nice things for celebration or comfort. The phrase that always echoes in my mind is "use the good vanilla". And I have been (burning the candles, squirting the body wash, dissolving the bath bombs, putting the saffron in things). And it's been great. Use the good vanilla.

[her-butchship-holly]

melissa hat haters will be executed under my regime btw

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves