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he/they & sometimes it/its || the blue ones are here

[androgynousmoonboy]

hiii i'm serein/blue but on my nevermore sideblog i'm andy :) he/they/it. mixed south asian but i say i'm pakistani for simplicity's sake.

nevermore [WEBTOON] sideblog: @a-man-in-the-crowd

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[peachiiwren]

what is his problem

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[lesbianrozanov]

toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

[rabbittush]

He’s had a rough day…

[tieflingkisser]

[chirp-featherfowl]

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[troy-bolton]

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg

[ifeelsosheri]

lately ive been seeing a lot of posts talking about an individual named The Character. I do not know who they are but they seem to be a very interesting person and people seem to really like putting them through many different situations and doing things to them..? Its all very interesting and captivating. Has anyone else seen or heard of this?

[androgynousmoonboy]

[ryan-sometimes]

It’s impressive how much human food is straight up poison for every other creature, but that we happen to tolerate enough to eat because we’re that stubborn.

[ryan-sometimes]

If you have pets like dogs or cats, have you noticed the sheer amount of foods you can eat but they can’t?

I ate an entire bag of grapes last week, when only a handful could’ve killed my dog. Chocolate? Delicious and safe to eat for me, deadly for most mammals and birds.

And it goes on and on. The thiosulfates and psoralens in onions and garlic are toxic to most animals. Meanwhile here we are dicing them and adding them to our food to make it yummy. The capsaicin we love for giving our spicy food its kick is one of nature’s versions of a pesticide.

Avocados? Contain persin, which is so toxic to so many different animals that it can kill birds, rodents, and even a fucking HORSE. The caffeine in a shot of espresso can kill your dog or cat, and there’s no antidote for it.

Besides, we’re the only mammals that drink milk past infancy. Not only that, it’s the milk of OTHER ANIMALS. You’re not supposed to do that. Most mammals completely lose the ability to digest lactose past infancy. The enzyme needed to metabolize lactose is fully GONE. And here we are making CHEESE???

So much of the daily human diet is straight up murder for other animals.

[frogus]

Me, straddling his lap: I'm kinda nervous. like idk ive never done this before

The therapist: yeah, so there's other chairs in this room

[meow-nepeta]

*person whos never been loved voice* yeah its so cool when people tolerate my presence without making fun of me

[mossquitoman]

I love mathematicians so much. No one else is doing it like them. Group of people genuinely only in it for love of the game. Everyone else hates their subject and thinks its boring and useless and these guys are out here talking about how beautiful and incredible and poetic it is with a twinkle in their eyes. No other subject has such a crazy disconnect between public perception and reality. I love it.

[annabelle--cane]

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.