I don’t do crack ships for the same reason I don’t do self insert ships and that reason is I am too serious about true love. “I ship things for fun!” Not me the stakes are too high. I only ship true love.
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I don’t do crack ships for the same reason I don’t do self insert ships and that reason is I am too serious about true love. “I ship things for fun!” Not me the stakes are too high. I only ship true love.
when the neighbors argument sound good asf
shane said let me get in position to not have my dick sucked, or whatever.
i actually can’t fucking wait for ilya to be captaining the centaurs & shane not being captain for once in his life. the dynamic is so fun to me idk LOL. first of all they’re both freaky as hell, shane is absolutely calling him captain at inopportune times & ilya gets hot and bothered abt it
SECOND of all shane no longer has to be the prodigal son. like he is, obviously, and everyone knows it, but without the C on his chest and with the centaurs’ more kind, brotherly team vibe, he finally gets to just be one of the guys. no world on his shoulders, no burden
everyone pranks captain ilya & shane is sprinting in the middle of the pack from his playful wrath. everyone gangs up on captain ilya, chirping the hell out of him, and shane uncharacteristically steps in and delivers the final blow. whole team erupts, hollering, cheering, whistling, slapping shane on the back in the locker room while ilya tries to look mad but is secretly so pleased because shane is integrating so well & he loves these boys, they’re his.
idk. smth smth shane becomes best friends with literally all of them & ilya somehow turns into the greatest source of group morale on earth by being the butt of every joke & the heart and soul of the team. i need it.
are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control
WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!
They put drugs in this show, and this edit is the closest I've come to being able to snort it like cocaine. Excluding binging the entire show in 6 hours after first turning on episode one to see what all the fuss was about.
Meanwhile in his opponent's room:
Post Hollander - Rozanov marriage and the Ottawa Centaurs are unstoppable then, it's All-Stars and the NHL decide to put Ilya and Shane on separate teams and they both go back to shit-talking the other in interviews and playing up the rivalry and in the game they go all out, scoring goals against each other and chirping the other to relieve the good old days and then everyone realises that it has been foreplay for them the whole time
"He's going to worry" is such an underrated moment for showing that Shane knows Ilya's in deep. They haven't taken the leap yet, skirting the edges of whether they're going to do this. But still you have to tell Ilya that Shane's safe, he'll worry.
And woah, does he worry.
I love how Boyfriend™️ Shane becomes with Ilya at the cottage. He’s picking him up from the airport. He’s carrying in his suitcase. He’s making hamburgers on the grill. He’s lighting campfires and holding Ilya in his lap and scaring off loons. Shane Hollander might be surprised when Ilya pulls out the boyfriend word at dinner with his parents but this man has been training his whole life to be a Boyfriend™️
I have this headcanon where Shane is the more butch one between the two. I imagine his dad taught him how to be handy around the house, how to do some minor construction/repairs, how to start a campfire, and he enjoys the outdoors, and maybe did scouts when he was a boy. And in contrast, Ilya grew up as a slick, city boy in Moscow and hated the wilderness and hires people to fix things and is like afraid of spiders.
Btw, in this headcanon Ilya just *loves* when Shane goes Boyfriend™️ mode (and later Husband™️ mode). Ilya loves watching that man mow the grass and repair the deck. He loves being taken care of by Shane, and especially loves it when he does it in front of people. Neither are emasculated by the other in the ways they embody their own masculinity within the relationship. It just balances them out and turns each other on.
There were no nice men in Montreal?
1x01 ➥ 1x06
He slides down smoother than butter on a hot pan
insane pull tonight big fan
i think one of the reasons that heated rivalry has been so successful is because everyone involved with it is so fucking proud of what they created. like there’s zero embarrassment or shame about how sexual it is or how queer it is and it’s just such a breath of fresh air
HEATED RIVALRY 1.02
#THIS WAS A FUCKING ROOOOOMAAAAAAANCE moment #one of those moments when i knew jacob tierney Got the genre #bc this look of conflict and desire and the fact that shane CANNOT SEE IT #it's that and the big spiel in russian where it's like... this is why dual POV in a romance is so important and 9/10 times the better choic #(w exceptions!) #if you're a perceptive audience member (and not everyone is lol) you can tell that shane is not getting the full picture #you know that ilya's feelings are real and intense #but shane not knowing and YOU knowing makes the tension even better (tags via @mermaidsirennikita)
Ilya's plan was really:
Book a CCM commercial together
Jerk off in the showers in front of him
????
Marriage
BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋
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