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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Discoholic 🪩
Product Placement
Origami Around
ellievsbear
pixel skylines
@theartofmadeline
we're not kids anymore.
AnasAbdin
occasionally subtle
sheepfilms
will byers stan first human second
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@andsweetpuck
Long time no see, friends (oops)
For the sake of my sanity, I’m moving Robin to join the others on my multi-muse, at least for now. Running 3+ blogs was just too much with how busy I’ve been this year, and I miss her and all of you!
So feel free to come hang out with the both of us @tcrribleliar
xoxoxoxoxo
Quick l’il I’m in class until 9pm oh god send help starter call
lcstinthewoods:
“So if you were to empty your pockets right now, there wouldn’t be any stolen items?” Diana inquired smoothly, arching one knowing brow at the redhead. She was amused, she would give the woman that.
“I am wounded. Incredibly.”
Ah, but if she had to talk--or worse--her way out of trouble tonight, at least she got to indulge in some repartee. So many of her battles of wits lately had been with completely unarmed opponents.
“There wouldn’t be anything important.”
luck-over-logic:
“It’s a death sentence to stay. The troops are closing in fast- I’ll try and negotiate to buy your escape, but I can’t guarantee you much time.”
The mission was going downhill fast- three crewmembers killed, and more than a dozen injured. And how many more? He wasn’t going to risk civilians if he could help it.
“You’re going to succeed, in which case running is unnecessary. Or you’ll fail, and running is pointless, and I’ll be one more weapon on the ground.”
Robin crossed her arms, implacable and impatient. Adrenalin left her twitchy, balancing on the balls of her feet.
“Either way, do you have the time to argue about it?”
@andsweetpuck
“Your… best bet is to get out of here- and as quickly as you can. Those- creatures won’t differentiate civilian from soldier. They’re out for revenge on the entire human race!”
“All due respect, but that’s a sucker’s bet.”
So’s staying. But hey. Might as well enjoy defending, apparently, the entire human race.
“What can I do to help?”
rewatching discovery with some friends who haven’t seen it
like for a starter to save me from my tears
the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER
human:
THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST
the universe:
How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?
Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.
it works like this
Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.
A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE
We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!
COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!
I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.
Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.
Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!
I’M JABBERING INCOHERENTLY.
"The Gathering" Starters
"I was there at the beginning."
"It could be a dangerous place."
"I tracked him down."
"I just hope it works out better than the last time."
"Okay, we do this quiet and by the numbers."
"What about their psychology? Customs, social hierarchy, how far they go on the first date?"
"It's been a long time since I last broke the rules."
"I guess I'm about due."
"If you don't do this, millions could die."
"That's not fair!"
"I suppose there'll be a war now."
"You would have thought sooner or later it would go out of fashion."
"My God, man! We've become a tourist attraction."
"I would never tell you anything that was not in your best interest."
"There are some days I love this job."
"It's your fault. You're bad luck."
POPULAR TEXT POSTS + ASK MEME ( PART 3 )
❛ i need a reasonable paying job, something like $2,000 an hour. nothing too wild. ❜ ❛ idc (i do care) ❜ ❛ ‘are you taken?’ yes bitch, taken for granted ❜ ❛ half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is, well, an asshole ❜ ❛ you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????? ❜ ❛ you will find your home, you will find your place. you will find your people. give it a little bit of time but it will happen. ❜ ❛ in order lead a happy life i’m gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit. ❜ ❛ any body else here not good at anything??? ❜ ❛ you can’t force people to appreciate you. ❜ ❛ *puts on baseball cap* i am the dad now… ❜ ❛ i fake smart.. like i’m honestly a dumbass idk shit but i know how to seem like i do.. i’m smart-passing.. ❜ ❛ every straight woman who ever called her platonic friend her ‘girlfriend’ owes me $50 ❜ ❛ i am a professional at misreading tones and overreacting to problems that most likely don’t exist ❜ ❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life, i will be impressed with myself ❜ ❛ you can’t cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer ❜ ❛ patiently waiting for a kind soul to come along and make everything a little softer, brighter. ❜ ❛ honestly i don’t even play an active role in my life, shit just happens and i’m like oh this is what we’re doing now? 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i have a lot to say ❜ ❛ can someone please just be proud of me like fuck i’m trying ❜ ❛ cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell you partner ‘my spidey senses are tingling’ ❜
( you can find the other popular text posts memes on my old blog: 1, 2 )
Quick l’il I’m in class until 9pm oh god send help starter call
lcstinthewoods:
Diana allowed a wry grin to play on her lips. “Probably if you withheld from stealing all together.” She stated, looking on expectantly and knowingly at the redhead.
“I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Yeah, no. There are trinkets lining her pockets--nothing major, she’s no art thief, or at least not that flashy of one. But this is the type of party she only goes to when forced or enticed. And this time it had been the latter.
Still. Denial’s worth a try. Once. Even if they both know It’s so much bullshit.
Critical Role Sentence Starters
“Your soul is forfeit!”
“Do you have a female setting?”
“It’s cow-moflage!”
“I encourage violence!”
“For the love of god, find me a beret.”
“I once saw him kill a man with his taint.”
“It’s a simple binary choice: you can die right now, or you can turn over our friend and we will probably, PROBABLY leave you in peace. I would promise, but I don’t make promises to dogs.”
“Some people have no sense of fucking honour.”
“The buttflap of my soul is down.”
“I broke the world for us.”
“I’ve never killed anything before!”
“Me and doors don’t get along too well.”
“Hey __, do you need some dick? Because I gave some to your mom last night!“
tigersscars:
“I wouldn’t worry too much, I know the ins and outs of London. We’ll make it.”
“Uh-huh? Then, uh, how’d we end up lost in the first place?”
hollabackmerc:
“Got it, no using people as human hard hats.”
He rubs gloved hands together exuberantly in preparation for his daring feat, only once through with dramatics, making progress on the window and easing it wide open. “Hey uh, Brave? Can I call you Brave? You know, like the Disney movie? Pixar? Hard to keep track these days–But this is kinda like, kinda really sadistic of you. Unless you asked someone who can ACTUALLY fly, like Falcon or Hawkeye, or even Vulture. ..Actually scratch that second one, Barton should really work on owning that bird thing more though.” Shrugging it off, he sticks a leg outside and straddles the windowsill, because no, he wasn’t kidding, only stopping halfway through to muse in her direction, “..Throw in some free guac’ from Chipotle, I’m startin’ to forget why this is worth losing my spleen over.”
“If you’re going with that you might as well just try Merida, at least it’s ori--”
Oh for fuck’s sake. Robin can’t help the squeak when he actually makes to jump, though if anyone asks she’s definitely calling it a yelp.
“Jesus, dude, what the fuck!?” She grabs him by the...sword...belt? A belt, of some sort, probably, and now is not the time to worry about that and hey, look mom, you were right, getting sassy every time I’m in a sticky situation did backfire one day.
My first love was the wicked twisted road, I hit the million mile mark at 17 years old Never saw the rainbow, much less the pot of gold But my first love was the wicked twisted road
Ind. Sel. Multi-fandom OC Written by Lena Established 2015
John Keats, Ode to a Nightingale
“Everyone can master a grief but he that has it.” ( from Aline... I think we had b5 based things with them once upon a time?)
“Poetic.”
Not reaching out is. Difficult. Robin has always been tactile. But even she knows better than to reach for an upset telepath. Especially with everything going on in her head, right now.
She sighs, runs a hand through her own hair instead.
“I want to help, Aline, you know that. You’re not making it easy.”
