A Godlike, Pounding Power

I feel like ten men; nine dead, one dying

[polito0]

There we go

[without-ado]

How to weigh baby animals

[jeremy-ken-anderson]

The process for weighing a baby giraffe is outstanding.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[circusheart]

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[sygol]

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[gaitskills]

[konoko]

[theweirdwideweb]

[littleshinymoth]

Project: Hail Mary commission I finished recently! If you'd like me to draw something for you too, all the info is on my commissions page :)

[segamascott]

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[okavara]

[nkapurge]

Need to develop a hunger for things that are actually good for me idk man

[rockabillywife]

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out