David

Mostly reblog things that brings me some happiness and sometimes post selfies and rambling thoughts | always down to talk about whatever and make new friends| New England | Partnered! and Married! | Poly | 25 | bi | he/they

[bi-my-bread]

Working from home offers lots of opportunities to snuggle with Kelp!

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[alovingman]

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[hollanderthoughts]

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

[trianglemix]

29th january 2015

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

[knottahooker]

sending "!" to represent myself perking up my ears in excitement like a dog

[reworkedmale]

rework © reworkedmale

[chaotic-archaeologist]

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[arospacecase-moved]

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

[thesadboisguidetolife]

Hows this?

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Perfect

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2017-2018 Subaru Forester

[camaraderierhinoceros]

I love it here.

[jedi-masturb8r]

The lack of sex I’m having , despite how fucking horny I am is downright cruel

[3xtrav2g2nt]

SUCK MY COOCHIE FROM THE BACK

[hex-behavior]

[blueboxfive]

Protestants are so fucking lame what do you mean the Pope threw a rave?

[cleolinda]

Watch: Pope Leo Goes Viral After Blessing the Dancefloor at Slovakian Rave

The Pope's surprise virtual sermon brought new meaning to having a "religious experience" at the rave.

[madelyn-mads74]

[teaboot]

nothing’s felt real since like 2012

[southernsuccubus]

Reblog to smack prev's ass

[officialkendallroy]

im in my girl's ear like i feel like something bad is going to happen to me. i feel like something bad has happened. it hasn't reached me yet but it's on its way.

[only-tiktoks]

[lacefuneral]

[luxlightly]

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.