David

Mostly reblog things that brings me some happiness and sometimes post selfies and rambling thoughts | always down to talk about whatever and make new friends| New England | Partnered! and Married! | Poly | 25 | bi | he/they

[bi-my-bread]

Working from home offers lots of opportunities to snuggle with Kelp!

[trianglemix]

29th january 2015

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

[knottahooker]

sending "!" to represent myself perking up my ears in excitement like a dog

[prickalee]

[reworkedmale]

rework © reworkedmale

[chaotic-archaeologist]

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[arospacecase-moved]

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

[thesadboisguidetolife]

Hows this?

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Perfect

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2017-2018 Subaru Forester

[camaraderierhinoceros]

I love it here.

[jedi-masturb8r]

The lack of sex I’m having , despite how fucking horny I am is downright cruel

[3xtrav2g2nt]

SUCK MY COOCHIE FROM THE BACK

[hex-behavior]

[blueboxfive]

Protestants are so fucking lame what do you mean the Pope threw a rave?

[cleolinda]

Watch: Pope Leo Goes Viral After Blessing the Dancefloor at Slovakian Rave

The Pope's surprise virtual sermon brought new meaning to having a "religious experience" at the rave.

[madelyn-mads74]

[teaboot]

nothing’s felt real since like 2012

[southernsuccubus]

Reblog to smack prev's ass

[officialkendallroy]

im in my girl's ear like i feel like something bad is going to happen to me. i feel like something bad has happened. it hasn't reached me yet but it's on its way.

[only-tiktoks]

[lacefuneral]

[luxlightly]

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

[waterbottle-official]

Keep your friends close and your mutuals inside you.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[sad-gay-loser]

Inside you there are two wolves…

[da-shaolin]

Daily reminder that how people perceive you means nothing. Be yourself at all times

[baradragon]

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way