Cosimo Galluzzi
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if i look back, i am lost
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘let the bodies hit the floor’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.
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my ceiling fan has been clicking for months now and im starting to think the clicking is morse code intended to subconsciously reprogram me to be sad and tired all the time
Sounds like the ball bearing s are starting to go.
Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows Shit About Ceiling Fans. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I’ve had the ceiling fan since I was in the 5th fucking grade. I may have lost the remote for it years ago but believe me I know this baby inside out. I don’t know what the fucking a ball bearing is. I’ve never seen one and frankly it sounds like bullshit. Believe me when I tell you, I don’t have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know shit about what goes on in my life. Think for a fucking moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about ball bearings. Have you ever been to my house? seen my ceiling fan? I sincerely doubt it because I haven’t had friends over to my house since the Bush administration. Thats a very narrow window of time in which you could have seen my ceiling fan. And even then you probably hadn’t completed your course at the fucking ceiling fan academy. I worked at Home Depot for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the department with the ceiling fans. I actually spent most of my time in the garden and patio section, but believe me, we had fans out there, big industrial ones. They kept us cool and I never heard a single fucking thing about a ball bearing. Please get fucked.
Why do you think racial slurs are a joke?
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Top 16 Perform + Elimination
Opening number This one was fun! I was a little thrown off by the plaid/flannel themed clothing, but the parts where they were all in sync were amazing.
Cat is already cracking herself up. Poor Derek is injured :( and apparently he’s automatically going to be in the bottom 3 next week? That’s really sad and could end up working against him, but I get why they did it.
Hailee and Jaja (Jazz) This was probably one of the best opening routines this season. It is clear that Hailee is the jazz dancer and she shines in this piece. Jaja’s facials are awesome as usual, but it is a little clear that the choreo has been toned down for Jaja and I would’ve liked to see this piece done the first week with Alexia and Marissa. That being said, Jaja still did amazing and deserved the praise she got. Also, how distracted were you because that song was Gaby’s audition song?
Neptune and Alexia (Hip Hop) THIS WAS SO FUN. These two are both growing on me hugely--I love Alexia’s positivity and how she isn’t taking the Stage vs. Street thing too seriously, and I LOVE Neptune’s work ethic and TALENT! Anyways, this was so fun. Neptune finally packed all the personality we’ve been missing from the first few weeks into one routine, and Alexia picked up where Hailee left off, with the jazz girls killing HH. Alexia could’ve toned down the stank face maybe 10%, but this was awesome overall.
JJ (Argentine Tango) Derek was supposed to be the partner here--a real shame, I would’ve liked to see him do ballroom. Anyways, I feel even worse for him now, because I think his package showed the most personality we’ve seen from him so far (”America’s spying on us... kinda creepy” I was cracking up). Anyway, JJ did great with what she was given. That ballroom training that she mentioned came through, and she seemed very comfortable in heels (her feet were great the whole time). The lifts here were phenomenal. That being said, every ballroom routine I’ve seen on this season has made me feel even WORSE about the lack of trained ballroom dancers. Comparing this routine to the last Leonardo and Miriam A Tango with Tanisha and Ryan, well... there really is no comparison.
Jim and Ariana (Contemporary) This was good. Ariana got to show off her training, and I actually agreed with Jason for once--I know Ariana is trained, but to look that good next to Jim the technical beast is crazy. That being said, this was not a standing O piece for me, partly because why were they dancing on satellite dishes? Also, Fox decided that in the middle of the routine it was really necessary to give me a “severe thunderstorm warning” about several counties in New Hampshire. I do not live in New Hampshire. Also, what’s with Nigel’s stupid comments? Last week dance cured racism, this week it cures depression, and next week, who knows? Global warming? The Iran nuclear issue? Who knows? The possibilities are endless!
Virgil and Gaby (Broadway) Finally, a non-weird style for Gaby! THIS WAS FLAWLESS. I love the new choreographer and the fact that he is dying laughing on the floor because of these two just like a regular fan. I love Gaby and Virgil separately and together (character Olympics!) I love the choreo. I love that Gaby tapped. I love that Virgil got to show off his Broadway skillz. THIS WAS GREAT HOORAY.
Asaf and Kate (Jazz?) So, this... happened. Kate danced circles around Asaf. Asaf was not good as usual. What I found awful was the judges’ comments. Jason saying he does not regret their decision last week is NOT HELPING THINGS. Paula talking about trusting your partner--really?? THEY TOOK OUT ALL THE LIFTS. CLEARLY Asaf couldn’t do them, so actually it showed Kate had zero trust (for good reason) and I don’t blame the poor girl for crying. I think that package was totally at odds with what the judges were trying to say, because it clearly showed the backlash from keeping Asaf. As my sister commented, probably the best thing about having Asaf at this point is that people end up feeling sorry for his partners and voting for them.
Marissa and Yorelis (Hip Hop/Animation) This pair is 10x more likable together than apart! Yorelis’ pre-package thing was a little depressing, though, like she’s very talented and being a go-go dancer is a real waste. Anyway, I kinda agreed with Jason! again! on this one. It was good but Marissa just didn’t have it like Yorelis did, she was too stiff in between movements.
Edson and Megz (Contemporary) MEGZ. WAS. PHENOMENAL. The end.
Team Street Group Routine This was so fun! Very telling that at the beginning when everybody got their little showcase that Asaf basically takes his hat off and that’s it. Whatever, if the judges save him twice in a row it’ll be ridiculous. Anyways, this was fun and had a nice look overall.
Team Stage Group Routine This routine was cool. I think I liked the concept more than the actual choreography, because holding on to the lights the whole time really held the whole thing back.
Bottom 6 Marissa, Derek, Kate, JJ, Asaf, Ariana (I voted Ariana and Kate)
Twitter saved Derek, JJ (well, I suck)
I’ll be surprisingly sad if Kate goes home. She’s grown on me, especially after this week. I’d prefer Marissa to go home, I just don’t connect with her. ASAF MUST GO.
Eliminated Marissa and Asaf
HOORAY. It was a long time coming.
Still surprised I didn’t see more people talking about the fact that Alyssa Allen didn’t make top 20…
p sure she made it but had to back out because she got offered a job
The secret to a long life lies in how acutely you perceive time.
Welcome to Night Vale Episode 54 - A Carnival Comes to Town (via nightvalequotes)
Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.”
I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.
Holy shit. I never even thought of it that way.
Procrastinating on Wikipedia and found this...
So there’s a pretty long tradition in math of people coming up with problems they can’t solve, and talking to their friends, and realizing that nobody they know can solve them either, and then announcing to the world that you would get some sort of prize if someone could solve them.
Usually the prize is a small amount of money.
Sometimes, if someone is really cocky, or the problem is known to be really hard, it’s a lot of money.
And sometimes there’s Stanisław Mazur, who offered a live goose as a prize for finding a particularly pathological object (a Banach space for which some compact operator is not the limit of finite-rank operators).
And then, Per Enflo did manage to find such an object. Today, there is photographic evidence that he did, in fact, receive his prize. Go look at that picture, and tell me that Enflo is not 100% pumped about his goose. The older Mazur, on the other hand, looks mostly like “WTF, this fool actually called my bluff”.
Why on earth wasn't Cillian voted one of the 100 sexiest males in glamour 2015... I don't understand.
Maybe because he is sexy all the time, not just in 2015.
also I get that joking about russia making memes illegal is hilarious but also like maybe think for 5 minutes about how the russian government is eroding the free speech rights of its citizens and moving towards scary state...
That is not what I was expecting when I hit unmute, but I’m so glad I did.
How the language police are perverting liberalism.
LITERALLY ALL OF TUMBLR NEEDS TO READ THIS
When will a trailer or pic or any sort of information about Macbeth with Michael Fassbender be released? It’s damaging my male ovaries.
in some circles those would be called “testicles”
my kids: sing us a song to sleep me: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake
Although it looks like a sea monster army is about to feast on some surfer guts, those “tentacles” are in fact just seaweed along Innsmouth Beach in New England.
yes… just relax as the “seaweed” gently caresses you… no, no those aren’t suckers, those are…sea urchins… yes, sea urchins… relax…
It’s really called Innsmouth Beach and you expect me to believe you?
so when we say “we have beaches in new england” what we mean is “the sand is rocky the water is 60 degrees and this shit is happening”
Tomorrow is April Fool’s Day and a lot of jackasses out there think they’re just hilarious, so please get your reflexive skepticism revved up and keep it running for at least a week. Tumblr is a cesspit of misinformation at the best of times. Implement information quarantine procedures and keep your brain uncontaminated.
