[waluiqi]

today's agenda

screaming into the abyss (2 snack breaks)

[alisonzai]

[mothcub]

[mothcub]

[theonion]

[alisonzai]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[alisonzai]

[atissi]

museum gift shop: its that vase you saw

me:

museum gift shop: but really small

me: holy shit

[babydreamgal-deactivated2015072]

bf (bee friend)

[screenshotsofdespair]

[davinky-deactivated20210909]

me after my 15 min break at work

[comingouttomyself]

[kristina100000]

love staring at the ceiling i feel like she gets me

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[bisexuanal]

*sprinkles a little parmesan cheese on you*

[neurodivergentaf]

someone: *raises their voice*

me: death is so close i can practically taste it

[grotbag-deactivated20160118]

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”