[horrorlesbians]

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

[obestriddbifftomat]

Very hot of her

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[shirtsthatgohard]

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

[cryptid-corpse]

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3am

[teamrocketing]

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

[weaselle]

this is a man who has experienced The Public

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

“Look at me”

[theysaywhatasadsight]

[dovesndecay]

did they ever consider giving Smeagol a fucking lozenge

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[oldshowbiz]

Bottle of Ants

[wrathbite]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder what animals think roads are.

[siegfriedandroy]

they call it thunderpath why dont you read a warrior cats book you fool, you imbecile

[felicitypdf]

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

[flipchild]

[hyah-through-hyrule]

Obsessed with this

[mitski-miyawakis]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ccorinthian]

LOVE YOURSELF