Existential Crisis Intensifies

Why am I constantly tired all of the time??????

[toxictiktoks]

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

[myonetruebook]

Fingers crossed

[anexistentialvoid]

I beg

[propheticfire]

[hotvampireadjacent]

this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#the corn screams back sometimes sounds like a joke but it isnt 

as someone who thankfully does NOT live in the midwest, i am horrified and intrigued, please explain.

[little-panem]

if you listen closely you can actually hear corn grow, it sounds like real slow static and it’s due to the cell walls’ fibers breaking so the cell can grow

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

1. i choose to believe this cannot possibly be true

2. that didn’t stop me from looking up a corn growth time lapse video. this is literally the worst sound i have ever heard

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[anexistentialvoid]

[willinq]

[willinq]

Sometimes things in context… are better

[washjones]

I’ve legit been searching for this video for a couple weeks

[anexistentialvoid]

I hope when the world bursts into flams and aliens come to examine the rubble, this is the piece of art they use to describe the human race

[pancakeke]

look at this cursed ass kitchen drawer I just saw on google images

[fallingtowers]

i go to the kitchen at 3 am to drink a gallon of water and the ghost in my house pulls this out and pulverizes both my shins in one fell swoop

[doggosource]

[adulthoodisokay]

absolute unit

[animatedtext]

[extrafabulouscomics]

[hillaryisaboss]

Abolish the Electoral College.

It is now a failed system.

Same tragedy happened to Al Gore in 2000.

We got stuck with Dubya.

The last two Republican Presidents lost the popular vote.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Next time someone says you look familiar, tell them you do porn.

[thatsthat24]

Ok but this is literally what I say. It’s the best.

[neon-skies95]

sanders no

[thatsthat24]

sanders yes

[anexistentialvoid]

People are exhausting therefore from now on the only relationships I am making are going to be with plants.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Thanksgiving is the only holiday where we eat the mascot

[curiousobsession101]

Christmas

[pragnificent]

Listen I didn’t grow up in a very religious household BUT 

[pragnificent]

Ppl in the notes keep saying “Christmas” and I am losing my mind. 

Are yall out there eating Jesus for Christmas dinner?

Santa???

Reindeer???

WHAT IS GOING ON. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

transubstantiation

body of christ

[pragnificent]

That’s every week tho, isn’t it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

true, christians vore christ every sunday, that’s common knowledge

[pragnificent]

why are you like this 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i missed certain developmental milestones as a kid

[just-shower-thoughts]

Any babies born at the end of the year will be Coronababies

[hilariousgrindr]

Cursed photo.

This is what I see when I reach sleep paralysis.

[studentlifeproblems]

[anexistentialvoid]

[droideka-exe]

“the babadook is gay” as a meme was funny because it had an actual precipitating event (being mistakenly placed in the LGBT section of Netflix). people extracted meaning from that (the babadook represents mental illness in LGBT teens) and… sure, whatever, do what you want with your time

but please for the love of holy god don’t blindly apply that meme to pennywise. pennywise is a child predator in a horror novel with explicit themes of homophobia and pedophilia. both of which are stigmas applied to LGBT people that we are STILL actively fighting

sometimes when memes die they should stay dead!!!

[abuelitalesbiana]

everyone going “oh but its a joke” in the comments sound really stupid lmao jokes arent free of criticism ! jokes can be harmful ! jokes can stem from ill intent and bigotry ! jokes can be inappropriate ! grow the fuck up !