parrot's never really touchy with his friends, much less with strangers. so it doesn't come off as a surprise when he sometimes intentionally puts physical distance between himself and people, to create an invisible barrier where they won't be able to reach out and touch him
he doesn't know why he's like this nor does he bother to change. it doesn't affect him much and it's even useful sometimes
when he started going out and exploring with wifies, he treated him all the same. nothing changed, at least without his consciousness
wifies tends to wake up in the middle of the night and find parrot curled up below him, making himself smaller, as he shivers. his ear is always almost precisely pressed against wifies' heart. his hands pawing wifies' shirt tightly. his lashes damped with tears
the first time this happened, wifies stilled. he didn't know what to do, he knows parrot will kill him if he finds out whatever this is. worst case scenario, he'll set up his own tent and they'll never snuggle together ever again!...and yet, wifies held him, at least until the blizzard passes
it happens over and over and at some point, parrot wakes up in one of those nights. bleary eyed and spinning vision, he starts grumbling. he feels something shift against him. he feels warm and safe
"go back to sleep," he hears wifies mumble dozily, patting parrot's shoulder slowly with his hand that was previously resting there. the pats came steadily and gently and it was nothing like parrot has felt since a long, long time ago
parrot, stubbornly, argues in a small whisper, "let go of me."
wifies peeks open his eyes slightly, skimming over parrot, before sighing heavily. parrot feels the way his chest rises and falls—his own lungs following the rhythm for a second
"no," he states hoarsely, "don't be annoying. go to sleep, we have a long day tomorrow."
well, he can't argue with that. so parrot grumbles before closing his eyes and letting himself be lulled to sleep again. but they'll have to talk about this tomorrow, and he says so to wifies
in response, wifies only huffs, and parrot swears he hears him smiling when he hums in agreement
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ceo!parrot x secretary!wifies.!!!
parrot owns the biggest company around, somehow. after countless sabotadges, betrayals, and a total of 5 hours of sleep/week, his company has grown and flourished under his rule. that isn't to say he himself grew and flourished
ceo parrot, witty, unrelenting, fiercely bold, and determined. one of a kind bird, with the clearest memory and the deadliest glare, commands the respect and loyalty of every one of his employees and partners. he's perfectly fine, thriving even
...and comes parrot, with heavy eyebags, wings that are only taken care of when he's going outside of the office (once a month, maybe twice if theres an emergency), borderline hallucinating, and unfortunately clumsy, is struggling with his personal life
after almost a decade in the office and plenty of nagging and begging from his friends, he finally hires a personal secretary. one that works for the office and outside. parrot sees no use, he's really alright alone but he'll let this secretary try, even if it's for naught
then, wifies enters the picture
at first, wifies was as flawless as parrot's image. the most competent person parrot has ever met even. parrot doesn't even realize how quickly he's grown to accept wifies' presence. however, he only lets wifies work at the office. parrot can deal with his outside of work problems on his own
until well, one or several accidents happen
one night, when parrot was too drunk to even talk properly and call a cab, wifies was there. wifies held him up and drove him home. the entire time, parrot's image fell apart. he was rambling on and on, fumbling with words, occasionally hitting his chair in frustration—a complete 180° from his usual self. wifies just smiles as he responds to each and every incomprehensible question
one morning, when parrot's body completely gave up on him, imprisoning him inside of his house with a near-death fever, wifies was there. he cooked him warm soup, changed the towel on parrot's head, held up parrot's glass for when he needed to chug down medicine, cradled parrot's hand for hours because of his nightmares
one evening, after wifies drives parrot home after a horrible and hard day, there were some small flaws seen in him that parrot notices. wifies was exhausted. parrot even more so. because of that, he suggests the next best (worst) solution. wifies should stay for the night
these accidents accumulate till, one day, wifies was just sort of... there. just everywhere. the guest room in parrot's house is often dubbed as "wifies' room". he cooks meals for parrot and himself. he sometimes does parrot's hair for him. he chooses the suit parrot wears for the day. he manages parrot's workload to a humane degree. he even drives them both home. wait. since when did wifies refer parrot's house as home?
the moment parrot realizes this, it was already too late. he was too far gone past the line of a professional relationship. now what? what if wifies decides to quit and leaves parrot? he trusts wifies with his life (literally) and got too comfortable. he needs to fix this, even if he just realized now
so parrot, albeit a little stupidly, decides to slowly push distance between the two of them
wifies instantly noticed—but he doesn't comment on it. he assumes this would be a short phase. till it keeps going on for a month
he's confused, and a little hurt. did he do something wrong? he was sure parrot was completely comfortable with him now, hell, he practically lives in parrot's house. he knows parrot like the back of his hand. he knows parrot favors him. so what in the world?
the confrontation happens dramatically, like it always does in these type of situations
it was somewhere past midnight and they both aren't clocking in tomorrow. they meet each other in the kitchen. they silently stare at eachother before parrot tries leaving in a hurry...but wifies catches his hand first
wifies apologizes. for what, he doesn't know. he just does. he tells parrot he wants to fix whatever happened, he says he regrets whatever he did that made parrot so distant. he just wants to take care of parrot again
parrot, thinking too loosely this late at night, cracks open and spills. he pushes wifies away, telling him nothing is wrong and that they're fine and he just needs time for himself. he doesn't even try to lie properly, he only wanted to escape
unluckily for him, wifies wasn't having that. he grabs parrot again, this time holding him close in a firm hug, and stubbornly buries his head in the crook of parrot's neck
it doesn't take long for parrot to reciprocrate it
it also doesn't take much longer for him to be honest
they both slept in eachother's arms that night, and the moment the sun rises, they laugh at each other before making breakfast together again–only this time, kisses aren't considered unprofessional
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I realized I had this frickin freakdraft saved that I never posted & that itd be a perfect response to this question:
Im a dominant parrot truther aka i think that while wifies is often the one taking care of parrot/physically on top, parrot is always in control, guiding wifies & praising him & calling him little pet names & patting his head... Wifies gets off just to watching parrot, comes untouched or while humping parrots leg as wifies jerks parrot off. Its honestly less common for parrot to do things for wifies, but wifies doesn't mind because he likes existing to serve parrot...
Adding on some further thoughts:
Wifies is definitely like an absolute sucker for both praise and degradation and he probably gets hard when parrot scolds him sometimes or acts stern with him or teases him. He has to hide it because hed be embarrassed if parrot found out how easy he can rile him up... Fully just in regular conversation when they are joking and teasing each other and wifies starts to act stubborn so parrot gets stern, tells Wifies that he will wait until he does whatever is that Parrot asks of him, Wifies quickly grows flustered and agrees and feels the heat spreading to his cheeks and to his stomach. He loves when Parrot makes him feel beneath him and treats him like his little dog that needs to do everything he asks. Because he IS his little dog, and he WILL do anything he asks💖
That entire episode I thought Wifies reminded me of a different character, but I couldn't figure out who.
It was HOMURA. Wifies in that episode kidnaps and traps Parrot and his friends, tries to protect Parrot by taking away his choice, and implies he can't live without Parrot. The prison parrot is trapped in is also one made out of Wifies' mind, just like Homura's labyrinth.
Homura also robs Madoka of her choice, traps Madoka with her so they can "live peacefully", and kidnaps all of Madoka's friends.
I think bottom wemmbu is the type to want to be a top/dominant but once actually in the middle of it he cant uphold the dynamic ... So instead he ends up being kind of bratty and his partners find it cute that he is trying to act all tough :3
On the other hand, top wemmbu would totally be ravenous .. He probably enjoys degrading his partners and being rough with them, just testing how far he can go or how much he can ruin them. Chaos and taking what he wants is intertwined in every part of his personality, including intimacy
However i think these dynamics are completely different when it comes to egg. When wemmbu is topping with egg, I think that he would be sickeningly gentle, looking at him and touching him with borderline reverence, like he is an intricate work of art or a god. Egg is like wemmbus prized possession, he is sacred, and egg should not ever feel pain. Wemmbu would gently run his fingers through his hair, aftercare he would bathe him gently and kiss his eyelids ... So much love for his egg
I also think that egg is the only person wemmbu would willingly bottom with. My thought process is egg is always his greatest weakness, and wemmbu never listens to what anyone tells him to do unless it is coming from egg... Egg is the only person he lets his guard down with or lets himself show weakness with, and when it comes to sex he never fully lets someone else take control unless it's with egg. I think it might be comforting to wemmbu, to not have to prove himself as strong like he does with everyone else. Because wemmbu already knows that egg loves him, he knows that egg believes wemmbu is powerful and he knows he has nothing to prove to egg. Therefore, he can allow himself to be vulnerable, to bottom and be fully egg's without fighting back or trying to uphold expectations of how wemmbu should act, what strength wemmbu should have ... He can just be loved, he can be cared for, he doesnt have to try to fight his vulnerability when it comes to egg because egg already knows him fully and completely. Egg already believes in him 🩵💜
wifies would use parrot's body as a canvas; testing out new lipgloss on her, dusting her cheeks with a viral blush, drawing flowers on her palms with body paint, painting her nails, anything to decorate her
parrot would only let wifies do that. she'd instantly get angry if anyone else were to touch her wings absentmindedly like wifies does
parfies WOULD be homoerotic bestfriends. occasionally kiss each other (even on the lips if they were drunk), shower together, go on dates. but when asked if they were dating, they'd just laugh it off and say "no, we're just best friends."
parrot combusts at the thought of actually confessing her feelings to wifies in fear she'd lose her. they're safe how they are now.
wifies does NOT like being "just bestfriends" that bird is hers through and through bro 😭✌️
parrot loves holding hands and wifies loves hugging
wifies would keep her appearance tidy; switching up hairstyles daily, paints her nails every season, goes to those color analysis sessions, has a 10 step night routine to go through. looks so flawless she's always intimidating to people.
parrot dgaf. unless she's dressing up for a special occasion ( a date with wifies) or wifies told her to dress up that day
Do you have a favorite trope at all when it comes to spokepicc? Or is there something you’d really wanna see with them?
Even though I horny post 24/7 I actually really like angst tropes with spokepicc.. onesided spokepicc makes me so very sad, but I also love it so very much. ♥️!
One of them yearning over the other, but its clearly not reciprocated. I really love one-sided spokepicc on spokes' sides though… LIKE I SAID, IT MAKES ME SO SAD, BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH! Spoke who clings onto Mapicc, but Mapicc just rejects his touch. Spoke, begging for Mapicc's attention and love again even if he knows he probably doesn’t deserve it. But how can he just let Mapicc go? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
I could see Spoke trying to do elaborate things to get Mapicc's attention. It’s a bit extreme, but I could definitely see him hurting himself in some way, and of course Mapicc feels too bad to just ignore him, so he gives in and trys to tell him to stop. But since that’s all the attention Mapic will give him, Spoke keeps going. He’d do anything to keep Mapicc by his side, even if it were harmful to himself and others.
On Mapicc's side of it being one-sided, I'd have to think... I feel like he’d be the type to bottle his feelings up inside until it’s way too much and he goes completely off on Spoke for it and then feels awful, so he starts to self-isolate away from Spoke to not hurt him again like that..
fuckkk spoke hurting himself to get mapiccs attention is so true.. I think if shit really goes downhill spoke definitely would be the type to threaten to hurt himself if mapicc tries to leave him. He is so fucking toxic its in his bloodstream its in his bones. Someone write about this so i can read it NOW!!!
ughh on my lunch break at work thinking so hard about clownzy right now...i have a draft of a big post im working on but UGHH my lunch ends in like 10min :( recently gained a newfound interest in clownzy and i have so many thoughts 2 share. Look forward to my future post chat...
my fav hc for them is jaden giving wemmbu a promise ring. i cant see them doing a wedding bc wemmbu would probably rather die but i like the idea of them eloping sometime post-canon
This so real. they forever live knowing that they are each others, they dont need such silly overkill things like a wedding to express their mutual devotion... I love them 💖 Jaden is such a wemmbu yearner!!!!!!!!!!
Also sorry for the late response to this! works been busy >.< feel free to leave me more thoughts!!!
like ok the tether between eggbu and mizisua is there to me take my hand and wlk with me for a second.....
like the way mizi emotes with her hair is sooo wemmbu coded its crazy. like its one of my favorite parts of mizi and how shes drawn, is the way she grips her hair when shes upset, and i can just tie it to wemmbu and it makes me want to eat the drywall ☹️☹️
and then in zombie stage, the deterioration of mizisua's relationship could be paralleled to eggbu's slight distance in the most recent episodes in the arachnid arc!!!! like that there is just such a huge gap between the experiences they're having that sort of forces a rift between them that they dont choose and that is kinda out of their control??? like omgg 😭😭 even their angst could be tethered to each other.....
i can’t stop thinking about alien stage x uu…… like odysseyduo is so ivantill……. mizisua is literally so taxduo and don’t even get me started on spoke luka and mapicc hyuna or ill DIE T-T
wifies would silently stay awake past parrot, tucking his hair behind his ears. he would lightly trace parrot's new scars from the battle they had earlier, and pray to no one in particular that there won't be new scars tomorrow. he would kiss the pads of parrot's fingers when it gets burnt from fire. ohh yearnerfies i hate u with my entire soul😭😭😭😭
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