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josienixon‌:

Wow. For the first time, I have to say no. But I’m sure he willed it into existence, so we’re going to blame him anyway. Some jerk knocked me while I was waiting for the train and my phone fell onto the tracks. Now Dad’s making me wait a month before I can get a new one.

What?! That’s so unfair! It’s not like you break your phone all the time or something.

#c #c:josie

josienixon

This is so not fair. I didn’t even break it.

angela-fl

Let me guess, Gabe?

#c #c:josie

perry-adams‌:

I’ll take it.

Oh they so would. Once we went camping and I woke up in the middle of the night and they moved me in my sleeping back into the middle of the woods…and left me there. My parents would kill them though, that’s for sure. My mom is scary when she’s mad.

Ok, that does sound like them.

How about I help you with any hungry bears instead?

#c #c:perry #omg

perry-adams‌:

You’re an inspiration. I kinda want you to punch me now and I don’t know why.

Fuck ‘em. I’ll just be the slowest person when the bears attack.

Trust me, you don’t want me to punch you. I’ll gladly punch any of your enemies though.

Please, like your brothers would let you be eaten by bears. Your parents would kill them.

#c #c:perry

perry-adams‌:

Eh, I can think of many things that are worth my time than push ups.

I’ve been working on the same clock all semester. I think my teacher has given up hope.

I would say same, but I love the look of shock I get from the boys whenever I take my jacket off in shop and they see my arms. And that if I punch people, it’ll hurt.

Fuck ‘em. You won’t need gym in life.

#c #c:perry #I imagine Perry has her mother's brain when it comes to math/science/engineering?#She and angela could be in AP science classes together #Angela loves her AP chem

perry-adams‌:

That is a form of torture that I vow to get canceled if it’s not that last thing I do.

Some of it takes practice. My brother loves to show off so I grew up trying to keep up with him sit up and push up wise. Sprinting is a whole other beast though.

I prefer showing off in shop when it comes to the “masculine” skills.

#c #c:perry #jesse lol #this is charlie's fault

perry-adams

Getting out of gym is the best thing that’s ever happen to me.

angela-fl

I hate the freaking pacer, but give me a push up test any day.

#c #c:perry #and you get angela #rebecca and nora's daughter #who is coincidentally trying to bone one of perry's brothers

w-myers‌:

Which Faline do you belong to again? I know I’ve seen you at one of Bailey’s get together things, but I can’t be bothered to keep track of all you guys. I just know you’re not one of Simon’s. Dad wouldn’t be able to handle it if there was a girl Simon existing, Miles and Charlie are enough.