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hey if you are new....this app is unhinged....and it shall remain that way....do not try to tamper w the ecosystem.... it's built on generations of shit posts

this hellsite has its own holidays, folklore, iconic posts, own language, memes and a way to engage. it's unique. it needs to be studied.

it will take you time to adjust. it won't be normal. you can't algorithm your way out of this. take your time, or simply don't use the app.✨🚶

ruinedchildhood

trupie

Oh my God.

The board of directors' names?

They're the names from Fighting Baseball

I don't know if that was on purpose or an Easter Egg or what but either way it's magnificent

anthonycrowleymoved

hey all my peeps from northern climates you know how sometimes ya look outside and it just like has this Look and you just Know it’s cold out like there’s no obvious signs no ice no snow you just KNOW it’s cold because you’ve lived here long enough that u look at the sky and you’re like ‘it’s cold’ how fucked up is that

anthonycrowleymoved

oh my GOD exactly thank u for putting it into words

dateamonster

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

aimofdestiny

addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.

deadcatwithaflamethrower

Proper Latin headcanon accepted.

yeahponcho

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

mineapple

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

dankmemeuniversity

yepperoni

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair

I’m voting for him

this man is going places i’m voting for him

nogenderinthewasteland

several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances

we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what he’s allergic to

it’s people.

the cat is allergic to human dander.

galren

mysharona1987

giasesshoumaru

This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome.

Dear Care and Feeding,

My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and it’s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone else’s child.

I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.

—It’s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still

Dear Sit Still,

Yeah, this is your fault. It’s hugely your fault. Of course it’s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. It’s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to “explore” by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.

A kid “exploring” a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasn’t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to “stop running.” You weren’t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.

Your son is not ready to eat at a “medium-nice” restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonald’s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.

I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.

Mend your wicked ways.

my-dankest-stolen-memes

brandyandpipetobacco

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

the-quierdest-deactivated202506

No no you're missing the best part

#i love this

africanaquarian

so i guess activated charcoal lattes are the newest latte trend? for why? i hate to break it to y’all but unless you’ve ingested poison recently, activated charcoal has no real benefits. just stick to matcha [polyphenols/ antioxidants] and chai [antioxidants+anti-inflammatory]

africanaquarian

also, if you’re on any important medications, and i know a lot of you are, don’t fucking drink these. charcoal doesn’t discriminate. it’ll render your meds useless and absorb them too as well as some other beneficial nutrients

iwrotesomeofitdown

^^^^ including hormonal birth control. Don’t fall for the charcoal bullshit. Stay safe.

blasting-silence

Quokkas by cruzysuzy on instagram

tastefullyoffensive

(via cottoncandaddy)

taylorzrealm

LMFAO THE LAST PART

disasterbisexual-moved

chaotic dorks

the-british-pineapple

I love how they are both as ridiculous as each

marisatomay

my parents……..Were Right

marisatomay

if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the dogs or taking out the trash or emptying the dishwasher and have left it all for you to deal with then you’re allowed to be Less Than Happy

onemuseleft

I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.

But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.

Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real.

And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.

smashinginkpots

SEE THIS IS A WORTHY SEQUEL

throwaninkpot

This needs to happen

moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102

Petition for the movie to be hand-drawn in Lilo and Stitch’s style when they’re in the human world, and computer animated once they go through the door into the monster world.