can you keep a secret?

i don't get cute, i get drop dead gorgeous

[beetrootbot]

A scrimblo and her bimbinis,,,

[missjesselsgh0st-deactivated202]

This makes me so happy!!

[lil-reminders]

this is not wasted time. time spent healing and growing and letting yourself feel all the things is never wasted.

[leahgardner-art]

paintings that feel minty fresh 🍃

all of these are available as giclée prints on my site!

[disgustinggf]

[teathattast]

[funnytwittertweets]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[cargopantsman]

[what-a-bastard]

Accepting identities I don't understand is actually extremely easy because I just go "this isn't about me" and move on with my life unbothered by someone else's identity, it's truly that simple.

[unusualshrimp]

damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression

[alyxandrium]

this is gonna be you when I install a glass enclosure in our house

[cloudza-minecraft]

STOP PUTTING ME IN GLASS ENCLOSURES!!!1!!!1!!!! !!!1!!!

[ctommy]

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Discussion Questions

This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?

In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?

Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?

[that-catholic-shinobi]

@experimentaldata

Tags that made me choke on my energy drink

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk

[305xdisaster-deactivated2021102]

Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

its not for you king

[toskarin]

[doesn’t really understand conspiracy theories but wants to be involved] jfk didn’t kill himself

[theballmighty]

Tupac was always on the moon

[yang-xiao-lin]

flat bigfoot

[sweetlikeacherry]

the bad news is that no feeling is final. the good news is that no feeling is final. hope this helps 

[gaybichon]

i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

[gaybichon]

being a lesbian gets you $3800 off a car payment from my dad

[bowserwife]

You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.

[angelic-distortion]

happy halloween y’all

[whenwebothfell]

besties I think there’s a lot going on at the moment