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Valentine's self-ship and personal blog. 20s, it/he. Main/Art: bastard-valentine, occasionally nsft (inconsistently tagged but I try)

[what-a-bastard]

F/Os (Romantic):

🌵 - Canach (Guild Wars 2)

🫐 - Isgarren (Guild Wars 2)

🕶️ - Johnny Gat (Saints Row)

🖤 - Lucien Lachance (Oblivion)

🧪 - Nathaniel (actual boyfriend)

🍄 - Neloth (Morrowind/Skyrim)

🌹 - Scarlet Briar (Guild Wars 2)

🩹 - Syd (OC)

🗡 - Teldryn Sero (Skyrim)

🎸 - Vaden Todd Lewis (Real Life/Toadies)

F/Os (Familial):

🐲 - Oleander, Daughter - (OC, Oblivion/Skyrim)

🃏 - Cicero, Son-in-law - (Skyrim)

(graphic outdated, will update eventually)

S/Is:

💖 - Valentine (general)

⚜️ - Boss Valentine (Saints Row)

🫀 - Silencer Valentine (Oblivion/Skyrim)

🍋 - Lemon (Guild Wars 2)

Other Stuff:

Main/Art: @bastard-valentine

Boyfriend's Bug Blog: @nathaniel-bug-hours

NSFT: @vals-horny-jail (18+)

Middle aged men OCs Blog: @bramares (18+)

AO3:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[dogpuppy]

[what-a-bastard]

I think even if I don't on any logical level I do believe in reincarnation on some visceral level because I do find myself pretty often when I'm having a horrible time thinking "yeah maybe this one's fucked, I'll do better in the next" like being alive is a fucking rogue like

[what-a-bastard]

I'm so tired of things being scary, I never get a fucking break, what the hell is it that makes it so I just... hell life. I don't think I'll ever be able to trust a stable okay life if I ever manage to find one because I know that things don't work like that for me, something will always be falling apart, it is my nature to be falling apart. I think of myself as being someone who has run out of hope but fuck man I feel that way and I'm not dead so I think maybe that is itself an achievement. I think things can get better, I genuinely do, I just think they'll also get worse, and it'll always be messy, and I'll more likely than not never get past that cusp of "almost worth it" into actually being happy to be alive. I wasn't supposed to have a life like this, I don't know why I have to. I'm so tired of hurting why is it always hurting. But we keep trying, we stay silly, I'm not dead yet.

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[occasionaltmblrforafreehero]

[apolladay]

What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?

1000 cockroaches

One man

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Okay but we need more info there are so many variables here.

Is the guy chill and just needs a comfy place to sleep? Will he just leave if I ask nicely or at least help pay rent and tidy up? Or is he planning to wear my skin as a suit? If yes do we have to fight to the death?

What type of cockroaches? German? Not ideal, super hard to get rid of. Smoky brown? Kinda chill, mostly wanna be outside, maybe I have a moisture problem. Madagascan hissing? Slightly concerned about where they came from but excited about my 1000 new pets.

What would you rather find living in your basement/attic/spare room?

Man who wants to wear your skin as a suit, have to fight him

Man who is pretty chill, will leave if asked

1000 German cockroaches, gotta call pest control

1000 smoky brown cockroaches, gotta address your moisture issue

1000 Madagascan hissing cockroaches, very cute

Remaining time: 20 hours 33 minutes

[what-a-bastard]

For disability pride month it seems I will probably be becoming More Disabled

[oblivions-dawn]

You thought Pride Month was over? WRONG! Happy Disability Pride Month from Skyrim Loading Screen DragonTM

[what-a-bastard]

I keep almost falling asleep and then I'm fear grips my heart and forces me back into my body. I think some part of me is convinced I'm going to wake up completely broken or just won't wake up at all even though it's really not likely at all. I just... on a visceral level I don't feel like I'm making it out of this one because things just keep falling apart more and more and it kinda just feels like things getting worse is inevitable.

[what-a-bastard]

Since I'm having health troubles again I have continued this playlist of songs that are getting stuck in my head during all this bullshit

[deadelated]

the gay thoughts are back

[mosasadogs]

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

[deadelated]

I was literally sitting like this with my guns

[what-a-bastard]

Why is this ad so funny to me?

Thousands of men adore this cozy Hat.

[what-a-bastard]

I have a character design in my mind for a new version of Syd but I worry he'll look like a skinhead

[depsidase]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: free cursed sofa

[fairweatheralways]

[what-a-bastard]

Sometimes the people doing character analysis in a fandom and people making horny fanfic in the fandom aren't the same people and what a woeful shame that is

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[soleandborn]

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

[keepthemaway2]

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

[lakevida]

and im here too! 😃