Photographer. Sass-master.

[nickmpreg]

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

[nickmpreg]

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

[rizadyke]

People loooove complex characters until they’re women

[courtesyname]

[maybeallieart]

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

[aletheyass]

this wound needs more salt

[charlesoberonn]

"Good night, son.

Good night, changeling who tried to kill and take my son's place before I stopped you and adopted you.

Good night, time-traveling assassin from the future who tried to stop my son fulfilling his destiny before I adopted you, too.

Good night, dark dimension counterpart of my son who comes out at night.

Good night, daughter."

[theothin]

#the daughter is from the trans timeline

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

[pixel3r]

Depends. Are you catholic?

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[greelin]

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

[greelin]

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

[ganondorf]

ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

[ganondorf]

using your phone in a movie theater is a symptom of long covid

[cicada-and-pomegranate]

the defense of being on your phone in a movie theater is who cares? by your own admission, you should be paying attention to the movie. so why do you care what other people are doing? you’re meant to be paying attention to the movie.

[ganondorf]

[nintooner]

This is the highest compliment I could receive on my art

[greelin]

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

[greelin]

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

[sacred-portal]

[peachdoxie]

This is a good thing! A lot of stuff that's considered "common knowledge" is actually wrong or misleading, or it really has changed since you learned it. It was common knowledge that the Sun revolver around the Earth...except that's not true. It's common knowledge to hide under freeway overpasses during tornadoes...except this is extremely dangerous and warned against. It's common knowledge that you have to wait 24-48 hours in the US to file a missing person report...except it's actually recommended to file as soon as you know someone's missing because the first few days are the most critical to finding them.

I get that this post is about anxiety and memory issues, but the truth is that knowledge changes all the time. It's good to avoid spreading false information, even if you do it by accident.

[taraljc]

considering that just within my lifetime the names and borders of a third the countries in Central Asia have changed, and Pluto is no longer a planet, I cast zero shade.

[ottisbuns]

Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

[ottisbuns]

If you perform action Ignore Cat you can also receive Sounds, with a percentage chance that they will be Noises instead

[brattyminxxx-deactivated2025041]

im always clenching my jaw for no reason like girl what's the issue talk to me baby

[charl0ttan]

they should invent venting but without having to explain all the bad things that are happening