Maya Barton

18+. Muse is a transgender female. Faceclaim: Nicole Maines. fraternal twin sister of @that-kid-hunter-barton

[hurtspideyparker]

Kate: I'm painfully aware of the people you've slept with

Clint: What? How could you possibly know that

Kate: You have this quirk

Natasha: Clint hurry up, we're leaving!

Clint: One sex—one sec!

Kate: That's the one

Clint: That's not a thing

Bucky: She said NOW Barton

Clint: ONE SEX—shit, SEC

Kate: 🤨

Clint: ...Please don't spread this information

[we-love-redwing]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

…no comment

[coolestbartonyoullevermeet]

OMFG EW

I WANT TO DIE

I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYES

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

CALM DOWN ITS NOT THAT BAD

[coolestbartonyoullevermeet]

NO IT IS I SERIOUSLY WANT TO BLEACH MY EYES

[angelic-halos]

Dad is crazy. But a good crazy

[hawkeyes-favorite]

You're awesome @angelic-halos

Aw tyyyyy

[angelic-halos]

No problem

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

American traditions are so weird

[angelic-halos]

Fireworks aren't really my thing and I'm American

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

//Hey. I guess I’m back. Uh all my stuff should be back so you can tag me, send asks, message me and wtv. Lmk if any of it isn’t working.

[angelic-halos]

//glad to see ya back.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

//glad to be back

[angelic-halos]

//awesome

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

//Hey. I guess I’m back. Uh all my stuff should be back so you can tag me, send asks, message me and wtv. Lmk if any of it isn’t working.

[angelic-halos]

//glad to see ya back.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Hi Dad! -@angelic-halos

Hey kiddo

[angelic-halos]

How are you doing? Need anything? Want coffee?

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

I’m doing fine, just got back from a long mission. I had a cup already, kiddo, I’m okay.

[angelic-halos]

Glad you're doing fine. Did you kick tushie? And coffee is good. Too good.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Hi Dad! -@angelic-halos

Hey kiddo

[angelic-halos]

How are you doing? Need anything? Want coffee?

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

You're kind of the best avenger next to Auntie Nat @angelic-halos

Thank you, kiddo

[angelic-halos]

No problem.

[angelic-halos]

Auntie Nat?

@natanovna

[natanovna]

“Hey, kid.”

[angelic-halos]

"Hoppy Easter!"

[natanovna]

“Happy Easter to you, kid.”

[angelic-halos]

"Am I too old for an egg hunt?"

[angelic-halos]

Auntie Nat?

@natanovna

[natanovna]

“Hey, kid.”

[angelic-halos]

"Hoppy Easter!"

[angelic-halos]

Auntie Nat?

@natanovna

[hgedits]

You rely too much on technology. My go to weapon is two sticks and a string. I mean your hearing aid.

[angelic-halos]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy did you panic or was that the first thing that came up in your head

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

It was both. Panic and also the first thing I could think of

[angelic-halos]

Dang that's crazy

[hgedits]

You rely too much on technology. My go to weapon is two sticks and a string. I mean your hearing aid.

[angelic-halos]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy did you panic or was that the first thing that came up in your head

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Happy Trans Visibility Day!!!!

Thank you !!!

[angelic-halos]

We should have had cake.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

World's best dad (and cook) @angelic-halos

I’ll take the first part but I dunno about the “cook” part, kiddo

[angelic-halos]

I nearly burned down the farmhouse that one time

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

I’ve burned multiple cups of coffee

[angelic-halos]

How the hecklefish do you burn coffee

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Exactly

[angelic-halos]

Well poo

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

World's best dad (and cook) @angelic-halos

I’ll take the first part but I dunno about the “cook” part, kiddo

[angelic-halos]

I nearly burned down the farmhouse that one time

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

I’ve burned multiple cups of coffee

[angelic-halos]

How the hecklefish do you burn coffee

[james-barnes-congressman]

Is it true that you know Captain America? @angelic-halos

Captain America who?? Sam or Steve??

[angelic-halos]

Wait. There's more than one? Then both i suppose